The Republic of Warrior of Utopia 500 is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.087 billion Warrior of Utopia 500ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 19.3%.

The strong Warrior of Utopia 500ian economy, worth 120 trillion Endoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 57,607 Endoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, Northern Utopian Penguins with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, and chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Warrior of Utopia 500's national animal is the Northern Utopian Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Warrior of Utopia 500 is ranked 158,517^th in the world and 2,196^th in eta for Highest Poor Incomes, with 23,296.9 Standard Monetary Units.