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The Juggernaught War State of Warson

“Where politics fail, war prevails” Father

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Warson

Population35.426 billion

CapitalThe Bunker
LeaderFather

CurrencyBullet
Animalwolf

The Juggernaught War State of Warson is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Father with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, complete lack of prisons, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.426 billion Wariors are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Warsonian economy, worth an astonishing 17,180 trillion Bullets a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 484,976 Bullets, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,542,314 per year while the poor average 4,365, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, you can't spell society without CIS, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Warson's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Warson is ranked 9,167th in the world and 191st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 13,610.5 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 70thHighest Disposable Incomes: 128thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 162ndLargest Insurance Industry: 170thFattest Citizens: 177thMost Avoided: 205thHighest Economic Output: 214thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 243rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 247thLargest Gambling Industry: 283rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 372ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 429thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 494thHighest Average Incomes: 529thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 629thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 660thLargest Mining Sector: 693rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 753rdLargest Retail Industry: 871stMost Armed: 907thMost Corrupt Governments: 919thMost Scientifically Advanced: 953rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,187thRudest Citizens: 1,464thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,591stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,600thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,646thMost Efficient Economies: 1,755thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,972ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,279thLargest Populations: 2,334thMost Patriotic: 2,641stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,066thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,355thMost Stationary: 4,945thLargest Governments: 5,116thMost Secular: 5,145thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,167thSmartest Citizens: 10,661stMost Influential: 12,884thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,485thLargest Black Market: 17,737thMost Pro-Market: 27,443rd
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Armed: 32nd in the regionMost Stationary: 36th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 40th in the regionRudest Citizens: 42nd in the regionLargest Populations: 49th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 56th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 60th in the regionMost Patriotic: 62nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 64th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 65th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 120th in the regionLargest Governments: 141st in the regionMost Secular: 148th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 191st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 254th in the regionMost Influential: 300th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 368th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 370th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 689th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Warson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided, Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Patriotic, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Warson was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Warson was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Շ๏אเς ђєɭɭรςคקє of Trash Heap, infecting 401 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Warson was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Warson was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Warson, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
  • : Following new legislation in Warson, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Warson, you can't spell society without CIS.
  • : Following new legislation in Warson, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Warson, neighboring nations are tired of Warson's big fish stories.

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