The District of Wataihua is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.136 billion Wataihuans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The strong Wataihuan economy, worth 555 trillion districtas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 54,789 districtas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 169,694 per year while the poor average 13,629, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, organ donation is compulsory, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wataihua's national animal is the trout, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Wataihua is ranked 248,303^rd in the world and 6^th in Cardiff for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.76 kickbacks per hour.