The Flooded and Blown away of Weather Nation is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Skillful Skilling WMS with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, hard-working population of 12.742 billion Weather Nationians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weather Nation City. The average income tax rate is 43.9%.

The powerhouse Weather Nationian economy, worth 865 trillion storms a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 67,898 storms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government has returned all business to private ownership, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and even secular Weather Nationians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weather Nation's national animal is the weather cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Weather Nation is ranked 94,035^th in the world and 13^th in EPCOT Center 1981 for Most Corrupt Governments, with 15.17 kickbacks per hour.