The Royal Blue Dolphin Sect of Wentland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Aethelwold the Second with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 43.621 billion Wents are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wettelham. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wentlandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,680 trillion guineas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,065 guineas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, and code enforcement officers circle wealthy Wents like vultures. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wentland's national animal is the swift, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wentland is ranked 25,908^th in the world and 1^st in Akbaria for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,388.62 on the Gilded Widget Scale.