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The State of Witless

“Here There and Gone”

Category: Conservative Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Canberra

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Witless

Population26.471 billion

CapitalCapital Heights

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The State of Witless is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 26.471 billion Witlessians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.0%.

The strong Witlessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,004 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 37,955 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and Witless has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Witless's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Witless is ranked 16,977th in the world and 6th in Canberra for Most Stationary, with 1,727.1480960134 days.

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Largest Populations: 6,648thTop
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Most Stationary: 16,977thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,649thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,586th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Witless was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Witless was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Witless was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Witless was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Witless was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Witless was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Witless was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Witless was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Witless was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Witless was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.

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