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The Federal Republic of Wizlandia

“Market Liberalism. Civil Liberties. Open Borders.”

Category: Anarchy
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Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Liberal Democratic Union



Population12.799 billion

LeaderChief Executive Ashley Lavelle


The Federal Republic of Wizlandia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chief Executive Ashley Lavelle with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.799 billion Wizlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lorenvia. The average income tax rate is 1.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wizlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,121 trillion Wizcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 243,879 Wizcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, vaccinations are mandatory, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Wizlandia's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neoliberalism.

Wizlandia is ranked 32,707th in the world and 23rd in Liberal Democratic Union for Most Developed, scoring 73.78 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 481stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 500thRudest Citizens: 897thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,084thHighest Crime Rates: 1,248thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,257thFattest Citizens: 1,281stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,311thLargest Retail Industry: 1,473rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,906thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,934thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,021stLargest Gambling Industry: 2,239thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,419thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,728thMost Armed: 3,126thSmartest Citizens: 3,219thHighest Average Incomes: 3,771stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,844thHighest Economic Output: 4,552ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,630thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,793rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,774thMost Efficient Economies: 6,187thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,621stMost Inclusive: 7,917thMost Cultured: 10,679thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,935thTop
Most Secular: 12,911thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,697thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,909thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,094thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,335thMost Politically Free: 18,628thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,073rdLargest Governments: 20,504thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,707thLargest Black Market: 22,071stLargest Populations: 22,122nd
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wizlandia, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizlandia, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizlandia, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizlandia, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizlandia, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
  • : Wizlandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
  • : Wizlandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
  • : Following new legislation in Wizlandia, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizlandia, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizlandia, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.


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