The Federal Republic of Wizlandia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chief Executive Alexander Polis with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.184 billion Wizlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lorenvia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wizlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,536 trillion Wizcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 288,589 Wizcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 825,068 per year while the poor average 80,402, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wizlandia's national animal is the Stingray, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Liberal Democracy.

Wizlandia is ranked 246,328^th in the world and 83^rd in Liberal Democratic Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.14 law-abiding acts per hour.