The Loving Couple of Woah-Crikey- is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mike Socks with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.596 billion Woah-Crikey-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Healthcare, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Public Transport isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snake Shack. The average income tax rate is 34.9%.

The powerhouse Woah-Crikey-ian economy, worth 305 trillion snails a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,989 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, euthanasia is illegal, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, and rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million snails of property damage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woah-Crikey-'s national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.

Woah-Crikey- is ranked 150,033^rd in the world and 16^th in The Potato Alliance for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.