The Kingdom of Womble 2083 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.207 billion Womble 2083ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The strong Womble 2083ian economy, worth 424 trillion francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 46,076 francs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 296,966 per year while the poor average 2,888, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 2083's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 2083 is ranked 243,679^th in the world and 3,837^th in Chicken overlords for Safest, scoring 16.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.