The Kingdom of Womble 219 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.599 billion Womble 219ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong Womble 219ian economy, worth 441 trillion baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 41,646 baht, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 268,416 per year while the poor average 2,610, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 219's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 219 is ranked 268,902^nd in the world and 2,231^st in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.