The Kingdom of Womble 2326 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.997 billion Womble 2326ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Womble 2326ian economy, worth 412 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 45,847 guilders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 295,489 per year while the poor average 2,874, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 2326's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Womble 2326 is ranked 270,823^rd in the world and 4,091^st in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.