The Kingdom of Womble 3399 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.845 billion Womble 3399ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The strong Womble 3399ian economy, worth 399 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 45,209 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 291,382 per year while the poor average 2,834, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3399's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 3399 is ranked 103,918^th in the world and 5,400^th in Chicken overlords for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 42,361.77 Standard Monetary Units.