The Kingdom of Womble 3439 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.861 billion Womble 3439ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The strong Womble 3439ian economy, worth 306 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 34,622 guilders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 223,146 per year while the poor average 2,170, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3439's national animal is the cobra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 3439 is ranked 91,212^th in the world and 5,056^th in Chicken overlords for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,649.94 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.