The Kingdom of Womble 3771 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.859 billion Womble 3771ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Womble 3771ian economy, worth 380 trillion baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 42,946 baht, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 276,792 per year while the poor average 2,692, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3771's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 3771 is ranked 198,576^th in the world and 7,898^th in Chicken overlords for Most Beautiful Environments, with 470.95 pounds of wildlife per square mile.