The Kingdom of Womble 3779 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.807 billion Womble 3779ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The strong Womble 3779ian economy, worth 474 trillion florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 53,843 florins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 347,028 per year while the poor average 3,375, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3779's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 3779 is ranked 272,289^th in the world and 5,553^rd in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.