The Kingdom of Womble 4539 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.569 billion Womble 4539ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Womble 4539ian economy, worth 346 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 40,470 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 260,836 per year while the poor average 2,536, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 4539's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 4539 is ranked 273,048^th in the world and 6,305^th in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.