The Kingdom of Womble 4539 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.641 billion Womble 4539ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Womble 4539ian economy, worth 349 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 40,470 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 260,836 per year while the poor average 2,536, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 4539's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 4539 is ranked 187,496^th in the world and 11,124^th in Chicken overlords for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring zero on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.