The Kingdom of Womble 6538 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.015 billion Womble 6538ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The strong Womble 6538ian economy, worth 380 trillion baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 47,461 baht, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 305,891 per year while the poor average 2,975, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 6538's national animal is the giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 6538 is ranked 215,902^nd in the world and 7,446^th in Chicken overlords for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.06 kickbacks per hour.