The Republic of Womble Helper 1 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.45 billion Womble Helper 1ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Womble Helper 1ian economy, worth 459 trillion Spineses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 40,172 Spineses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 258,917 per year while the poor average 2,518, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble Helper 1's national animal is the Womble, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble Helper 1 is ranked 263,750^th in the world and 2,514^th in Chicken overlords for Safest, scoring 16.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.