The Angry Blue Warbull of Woonrocket is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bull Bovinisto with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 29.696 billion Woonrocketeers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woon Cow City. The average income tax rate is 9.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woonrocketian economy, worth a remarkable 5,173 trillion Cow Flops a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,229 Cow Flops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, a video of Bull Bovinisto wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, and there's more hugging than talking in most talk shows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Woonrocket's national animal is the War Bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonrocket is ranked 6,011^th in the world and 5^th in Realm of the Whispering Winds for Safest, scoring 128.39 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.