The Queen's State of Yalottski is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 18.316 billion Yalottskians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Yalottskian economy, worth 73.9 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 4,034 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Yalottski has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, the Governor has just been declared ruler of Yalottski in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and religious classes are compulsory for all school students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yalottski's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yalottski is ranked 261,938^th in the world and 8^th in Democratic Republic of Ecuador for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.12 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.