The Lovely Queendom of Yefelush is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Queen Ugar with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 17.814 billion Yefelushians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flueger. The average income tax rate is 30.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Yefelushian economy, worth a remarkable 1,113 trillion krugers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 62,492 krugers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime is totally unknown. Yefelush's national animal is the cougar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yefelush is ranked 59,177^th in the world and 4^th in Brazen for Highest Poor Incomes, with 48,950.68 Standard Monetary Units.