The Jingoistic States of Yelling Geronimo is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Paratrooper with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.061 billion Yelling Geronimoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Look Out Below. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Yelling Geronimoan economy, worth 526 trillion EARN Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 86,870 EARN Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog, deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, and optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yelling Geronimo's national animal is the Puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Airborne Transport.

Yelling Geronimo is ranked 142,343^rd in the world and 5^th in Puppet Containment Facility for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 914.62 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.