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The Famous Wing Chun Grandmaster of Yip Man

“A Hand Used For Attack Serves Also To Parry” Emperor Yip Kai Man

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Foshan Mars Colony

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Yip Man

Population24.552 billion

CapitalFoshan
LeaderEmperor Yip Kai Man
FaithBuddhism

CurrencyWing Chun Yuan
AnimalRed Panda

The Famous Wing Chun Grandmaster of Yip Man is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Yip Kai Man with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.552 billion Foshanites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Social Policy, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foshan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Foshanite economy, worth a remarkable 4,607 trillion Wing Chun Yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 187,678 Wing Chun Yuan, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,064,038 per year while the poor average 16,184, a ratio of 65.7 to 1.

It's best to decline if Emperor Yip Kai Man offers to buy a round of drinks, people's charity begins and ends at home, new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen, and childish pranks are no laughing matter. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Yip Man's national animal is the Red Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Yip Man is ranked 186,298th in the world and 14th in Foshan Mars Colony for Most Stationary, with 68.51022004232 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 80thMost Valuable International Artwork: 272ndLargest Gambling Industry: 413thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 877thHighest Crime Rates: 991stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,414thLargest Black Market: 1,705thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,957thMost Primitive: 2,053rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,250thMost Armed: 2,258thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,662ndTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,010thMost Avoided: 3,075thHighest Economic Output: 3,797thMost Efficient Economies: 4,530thLargest Retail Industry: 4,614thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,683rdMost Cultured: 5,105thLargest Populations: 8,672ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,434thMost Secular: 10,653rdMost Inclusive: 10,924thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,017thHighest Food Quality: 11,107thHighest Average Incomes: 12,164thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,494thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 22,161stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,147thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,956thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,209thLargest Mining Sector: 27,038thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,527th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the region

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