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“A Victorious People, the Glorious Might of Zaratov!” Supreme Kommissar Sovyetskaga-Soyuza
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Truckler
Location: The Leftist Assembly
Population | 14.45 billion |
Capital | Derzhost |
Leader | Supreme Kommissar Sovyetskaga-Soyuza |
Faith | State Atheism |
Currency | Ruble |
Animal | Great Gray Owl |
The United Socialist States of Zaratov is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Kommissar Sovyetskaga-Soyuza with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.45 billion Zaratovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derzhost. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Zaratovian economy, worth a remarkable 8,039 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 556,382 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zaratov's national animal is the Great Gray Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.
Zaratov is ranked 284,103rd in the world and 369th in The Leftist Assembly for Safest, scoring 3.81 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Zaratov, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
- : Following new legislation in Zaratov, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
- : Following new legislation in Zaratov, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away.
- : Following new legislation in Zaratov, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
- : Zaratov was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic, Most Influential, Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Zaratov was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Zaratov, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist.
- : Following new legislation in Zaratov, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
- : Following new legislation in Zaratov, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
- : Zaratov endorsed The People's Republic of Yaelonia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 49 » Themsylvanii, Kawany, Republic of Braz, Henchikurin, Midterra, Rorlenland, Sincadenas, Aotearoa Zealand, North Amherst, Sterkspruit, Caspersland, Gogosia, Newer Zealand, Pissing Yourself, Soviet Trailer Park, Martilliopen, Fizzopolis, Giratyphon, Hellenic Socialist State, Crimson Terra, Germannia, Sarmanov, Ragnaria, Fibish, Anmife, Zaeli, Marxist Land of Peoples, Comrade Itsuka Kotori, Hussija, United States of the Serbian Republics, Hoshikuni, Rhenna, United Asahi, Tourettesia, Larger Green Plants, The Ghol, Runegeist, Slime Zone, Xanidema, Erosodom, The Peoples Republic of Lamadia, Kero Kero Bonito, Volkersland, Sauros, The Great Slime Nation of Nick, Infervia, Venusian Soviets, Ancron, and Yaelonia.