The United Kingdom of Zars Imperium is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Supereme Commander with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 20.031 billion Zarstians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zartopia. The average income tax rate is 40.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Zars Imperiumian economy, worth 753 trillion Zarns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,597 Zarns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Polychromatic seas of leaves blanket the ground while sewers and drain pipes are clogged by their detritus, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Supereme Commander to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zars Imperium's national animal is the Drexcon Beast, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Beroism.

Zars Imperium is ranked 296,309^th in the world and 11^th in Galactic Imperium for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.11 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.