The NationStates Flag Bearer of Zeeninstan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Peace Sign with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 27.345 billion Zeeninstanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Denver. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zeeninstanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,688 trillion Loves a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 208,020 Loves, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Peace Sign's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Zeeninstanian resumés, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeeninstan's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Zeeninstan is ranked 21,699^th in the world and 425^th in NationStates for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 66,982.71 Standard Monetary Units.