The The Hydrogenated Dirigible of Zeppekash is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bonzo Crowley with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.758 billion Kashians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ZoSo. The average income tax rate is 34.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zeppekashian economy, worth 201 trillion Kashmirs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,898 Kashmirs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, playing card suits are sold separately, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zeppekash's national animal is the Immolated Icarus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wyztful Zynizizm.

Zeppekash is ranked 18,115^th in the world and 318^th in the Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 91 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.