The Imperial Empire of Oppalli is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King McGregor I with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 3.093 billion Oppallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ihaj. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppallian economy, worth 543 trillion Roylands a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 175,626 Roylands, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

A third of Oppallians are e-certified CEOs, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people, and dessert dishes make up the Oppallian breakfast menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oppalli's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Oppalli is ranked 5,410^th in the world and 252^nd in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 59.47 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.