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The Radical Matriarchy of Zevistan

“The worst woman is better than the best man” Goddess Kate

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Amazon Federation

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Zevistan

Population23.171 billion

CapitalLabiat
LeaderGoddess Kate
FaithFemale Supremacy

CurrencySelene
AnimalMermaid

The Radical Matriarchy of Zevistan is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Goddess Kate with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.171 billion Zevistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Labiat. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zevistanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,432 trillion Selenes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 234,459 Selenes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's always rabbit season, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", Mermaids have more rights than the average citizen, and you can tell when Zevistanians are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zevistan's national animal is the Mermaid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Female Supremacy.

Zevistan is ranked 307,836th in the world and 3rd in Amazon Federation for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -31.79 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 111thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 150thMost Corrupt Governments: 187thBest Weather: 236thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 240thLargest Welfare Programs: 303rdMost Inclusive: 316thMost Devout: 328thMost Beautiful Environments: 389thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 399thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 418thMost Pacifist: 618thLargest Black Market: 746thHighest Food Quality: 794thMost Advanced Public Education: 803rdMost Accessible: 942ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,167thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,178thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,598thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,718thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,854thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,313thTop
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Largest Governments: 3,441stHighest Economic Output: 3,806thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,863rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,901stHealthiest Citizens: 4,209thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,764thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,916thNicest Citizens: 6,086thMost Authoritarian: 6,553rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,611thMost Cultured: 11,851stLargest Populations: 14,565thTop
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Most Developed: 18,700thMost Efficient Economies: 19,829thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,126thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29,182nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zevistan's influence in Amazon Federation rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Following new legislation in Zevistan, you can tell when Zevistanians are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving.
  • : Following new legislation in Zevistan, Mermaids have more rights than the average citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in Zevistan, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
  • : Following new legislation in Zevistan, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in Zevistan, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Zevistan, citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Zevistan, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Zevistan, a government program is underway to revitalize Zevistan's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Zevistan, public caravans smell like litter boxes.

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