| Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
| Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Contender
Location: Amazon Federation
| Population | 23.171 billion |
| Capital | Labiat |
| Leader | Goddess Kate |
| Faith | Female Supremacy |
| Currency | Selene |
| Animal | Mermaid |
The Radical Matriarchy of Zevistan is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Goddess Kate with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.171 billion Zevistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Labiat. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Zevistanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,432 trillion Selenes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 234,459 Selenes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It's always rabbit season, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", Mermaids have more rights than the average citizen, and you can tell when Zevistanians are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zevistan's national animal is the Mermaid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Female Supremacy.
Zevistan is ranked 307,836th in the world and 3rd in Amazon Federation for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -31.79 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Zevistan's influence in Amazon Federation rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : Following new legislation in
Zevistan, you can tell when Zevistanians are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving.
- : Following new legislation in
Zevistan, Mermaids have more rights than the average citizen.
- : Following new legislation in
Zevistan, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
- : Following new legislation in
Zevistan, it's always rabbit season.
- : Following new legislation in
Zevistan, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
- : Following new legislation in
Zevistan, citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows.
- : Following new legislation in
Zevistan, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
- : Following new legislation in
Zevistan, a government program is underway to revitalize Zevistan's beaches.
- : Following new legislation in
Zevistan, public caravans smell like litter boxes.

















































