The Republic of Zfe13 is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning eeee population. The hard-working population of 703 million Zfe13ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.0%.

The Zfe13ian economy, worth 29.8 trillion eeees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 42,438 eeees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zfe13's national animal is the eeee, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zfe13 is ranked 114,193^rd in the world and 1^st in Beepers for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,355.74 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.