The Kingdom of Zhavn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HM The King with a fair hand, and renowned for its restrictive gun laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.045 billion Zhavnos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trazva. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zhavnos economy, worth a remarkable 3,146 trillion Zhavnos Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 284,887 Zhavnos Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most ambassadors from Zhavn retire only a few years after being appointed, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, and military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zhavn's national animal is the Orange Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Zhavn is ranked 743^rd in the world and 29^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 180.69 law-abiding acts per hour.