The Republic of Zimbabwe-0 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, avant-garde cinema, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 4.728 billion Zimbabwe-0ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 40.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zimbabwe-0ian economy, worth 421 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,068 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zimbabwe-0's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zimbabwe-0 is ranked 38,006^th in the world and 3^rd in Countries of the World for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,338.13 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.