The Tax Free Land of Zintai is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Zintai with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.708 billion Zintaians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Administration, with Environment and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zintai. The average income tax rate is 52.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Zintaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,578 trillion Zintais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 53,130 Zintais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Zintai at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, and prevalence rates of genitourinary infectious disease are inexplicably on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Zintai's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of Zintai.

Zintai is ranked 7,317^th in the world and 2^nd in GameFAQs for Lowest Crime Rates, with 107.67 law-abiding acts per hour.