The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lone Survivor with a fair hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, complete lack of prisons, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.028 billion Penguins live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Abandoned Zoo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie Penguinsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,351 trillion Brains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 490,480 Brains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,574,545 per year while the poor average 4,660, a ratio of 981 to 1.

Sports club owners are having a moneyball, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, warning signs caution Penguins where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', and exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zombie Penguins's national animal is the Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aaaahhhh.

Zombie Penguins is ranked 1,152^nd in the world and 1^st in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 14,064.81 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.