The Federation of Zoriahan Cybernetic Administration is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Overseer Varkun Zorius with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.98 billion Zoriahans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kar'herian. The average income tax rate is 30.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zoriahan economy, worth a remarkable 3,033 trillion Zoriahan Credits a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,769 Zoriahan Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Selling bombs to terrorists has become government policy, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zoriahan Cybernetic Administration's national animal is the Wyvern, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zoriahan Cybernetic Administration is ranked 277,281^st in the world and 35^th in The Local Cluster for Most Primitive, scoring -302.32 on the Scary Big Number Scale.