The Free Land of Zutu is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Arch chief Sam with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.986 billion Zutuans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sun Hut. The average income tax rate is 16.8%.

The Zutuan economy, worth 322 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,733 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Potatoes are known for their lead aftertaste, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, euthanasia is illegal, and new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zutu's national animal is the Bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Samite.

Zutu is ranked 142,868^th in the world and 9^th in Aeterna Regnum for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 894.76 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.