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Pragersburg wrote:I need five questions to ask Kampf, but I only got a few, have you got any ideas?

I ain't got any.

Pragersburg

Pragersburg wrote:I need five questions to ask Kampf, but I only got a few, have you got any ideas?

What kind of questions?

Do you have examples, or a theme, or did Tretrid give you any specific instructions?

Aivintis wrote:Ah. Have you applied for citizenship and the like?

No, I havent

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:I ain't got any.

Well your helpful, thanks

Pragersburg wrote:No, I havent

Well your helpful, thanks

You should.

https://tep.li/citizenship/

Aivintis wrote:You should.

https://tep.li/citizenship/

Nah I'm good, I'll TG you

Pragersburg wrote:No, I havent

Well your helpful, thanks

You're welcome, happy to be of service.

Aivintis and Pragersburg

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:I ain't got any.

*I don't have any.

Pragersburg wrote:Nah I'm good, I'll TG you

Oh.

You kinda need citizenship.

Aivintis wrote:*I don't have any.

Silence, liberal.

Kampf Empire, Shavara, Aivintis, and Pragersburg

Peatiktist wrote:"It's the only way to survive here."

I've not been stubborn and I've survived. And it is for a lack of trying. It's like something out there is keeping me from dying.

*looks at a suspicious cloud that is oddly Peaty shaped*

Wersh wrote:I've not been stubborn and I've survived. And it is for a lack of trying. It's like something out there is keeping me from dying.

*looks at a suspicious cloud that is oddly Peaty shaped*

"Even insane people can have luck on their side."

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:Silence, liberal.

That reminds me of Anthony Hopkins "Silence!"

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:You're welcome, happy to be of service.

*You're're

Peatiktist wrote:"Even insane people can have luck on their side."

What part of my not being insane do you have trouble believing?

Wersh wrote:What part of my not being insane do you have trouble believing?

"The entire thing."

Peatiktist wrote:"The entire thing."

Despite the fact I am both coherent, present, and not having any episodes of Mania since I got dumped into this place?

Wersh wrote:Despite the fact I am both coherent, present, and not having any episodes of Mania since I got dumped into this place?

"Ships like Roon never had any symptoms, yet she was still insane."

Pragersburg wrote:Kampf Empire

Hello Sir, would you be interested in being interviewed?
I'm a EPNS Journalist and our readers would like to know more about you and your nation

Go ahead.

Kampf Empire wrote:Go ahead.

Would you prefer I TG you the questions?

Aivintis wrote:Hi new guy.

To Kampfy Chan, since I might as well use the ping: They just changed the rules so that people's houses are safe. Now we really lack pizazz.

By God, a pair of boxers has more style and surprise than your game of assassins!

Pragersburg wrote:Would you prefer I TG you the questions?

I don't really care. Ask them here, TG them, I'll answer all the same.

Peatiktist wrote:"Ships like Roon never had any symptoms, yet she was still insane."

Like who now?

Unitum homines

CHEESE!

Kampf Empire wrote:By God, a pair of boxers has more style and surprise than your game of assassins!

I don't really care. Ask them here, TG them, I'll answer all the same.

Question 1: Some people might see you as a highly militarised nation in the world of Rmb and Valsora roleplay circles. Please tell our readers, what other misconceptions other nations might have about your nation and are their any surprising facts that you would like to share with us about your nation?

Pragersburg wrote:Question 1: Some people might see you as a highly militarised nation in the world of Rmb and Valsora roleplay circles. Please tell our readers, what other misconceptions other nations might have about your nation and are their any surprising facts that you would like to share with us about your nation?

Most assume my people are barbaric. While in comparison to some, it may seem true, but we Kampfians pride ourselves on being able to maintain order in both civilization and the wildlife. As for surprising facts, many do not know just how much we pride ourselves on our liquors and tobacco.

Rage mage

Rage mage wrote:RTF-8 “Ballast Angels” deployed.
Locating RTF squad...
RTF-8 located
Establishing audio connection now....

Audio connection established.

R-1:This is R-1 confirming connection. Understood. R-6. What do you see?

R-6: Nothing much. It’s just sitting there...can I see the image again Phil?

R-3: We are on duty R-6. Keep it professional. Here. Last one taken before it went poof.

R-6: Right. Sorry R-3. Hmm. This thing looks in almost perfect condition. No rust or anything on the girl.

R-2: Possible dimension hop. We don’t know how long that boat has been “gone” so to speak. Decades for us could be seconds for them.

R-4: R-2 stow that sci-fi garbage. Stuff like that don’t exist.

R-2: But dragons do?

R-4: When I get leave to Brethren and I have a giant fire iguana staring me down I’ll believe that and maybe in all this hocus pokus you keep spouting.

R-1: Stow it. Everyone prep for landing. Pilot! Get us on the back deck. That’s where we will start the sweep.

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:*Nukes the ship*

R-5: Sir. You might wanna come see this.

R-1: What do I need to...

R-6: How did that get here? Better question. How is it still intact?

R-1: We need to start at the beginning. R-3. Come take a look.

R-3: Well I’ll be. Looks like we gotta bomb of some sort. Big one too.

R-1: What kind R-3? Is it an immediate danger?

R-3: I doubt it’s anything too bad. Besides. Why would any one....oh f*ck! Everyone get back!

R-1: Squad! Fall back! R-3 what’s the situation?

R-3: My geiger counter just spiked....Computer. Get me data on this.

R-1: Should we call for evac?

R-3: Phew! No. We are good.

R-1: Care to explain?

R-3: It’s a nuke alright. But...something drained it. It’s armed and everything. But the uranium in the thing is not good enough for use in these things.

R-1: Who would launch such a defective weapon? Are they doing this for laughs?

R-2: Well. It might not have been bad when it was fired. It may have wound up in the same...place...the ship went to and got its nuke ability removed.

R-1: If there was a nuke launch we would have detected it hitting this thing. I don’t think this came from the original disappearance. Unless the higher ups missed something. Wait. We’re nukes even common place back then?

R-6: Unknown sir. Where did this thing come from?

R-3: Lemme check...it’s got markings from...Easario? Why would they nuke a random ship? On top of that a foreign nations military vessel?

R-1: Command! We have a WMD on the ship. Armed but not dangerous. Presumed launched by Easario some point after subject originally went missing. Request information as to why the WMD was fired.

Command: We read you. We will try and recover the answer. Unfortunately it may take time. We will have to use official channels. Keep looking.

R-1: Got it. Squad! Move out. Continue searching.

—Says something then leaves—

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