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Mzeusia wrote:Could you condense the RP posts? Thanks.

Could, won't.

Healers from both sides leapt over the ropes bounding the lists.

"She's alive!" one of the Empress's healers declared,

"What would you have done if she had won?" King Leo asked.

"If she had won," the Empress said, "My army would be marching to the Greendew Pass."

At King Leo's surprised look, the Empress said, "I always keep my word. Hostiles are far more willing to surrender to people who keep their word,"

New vedan

Lissa woke up to see the Empress standing over her, and recoiled in horror.

"Don't be afraid, I mean you no harm," the Empress said. "Is she all left?" a voice Lissa recognized as her enemy's sounded. "You mean 'Is she all right' the Empress said.

"Yes, that," Toth's voice said

"My Lady," the Empress said, bowing, "I believe he fancies you."

"What?" Lissa stammered.

"My champion, Toth," the Empress said. "I believe he fancies you,"

Lissa rubbed her aching jaw. "He...fancies me?"

And that, my children, is why the Canton of Orovalo, the Golden Valley, still has a king, instead of a governor.

Treadwellia and New vedan

Lazarus domais

You know how some people are Flat Earthers? They are crazy because everyone knows that the earth is a Bowl Shape. For proof, look no further then this

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Fluffiness, Cossack Peoples, and Loftegen 3

Loftegen 3 wrote:
Lissa woke up to see the Empress standing over her, and recoiled in horror.

"Don't be afraid, I mean you no harm," the Empress said. "Is she all left?" a voice Lissa recognized as her enemy's sounded. "You mean 'Is she all right' the Empress said.

"Yes, that," Toth's voice said

"My Lady," the Empress said, bowing, "I believe he fancies you."

"What?" Lissa stammered.

"My champion, Toth," the Empress said. "I believe he fancies you,"

Lissa rubbed her aching jaw. "He...fancies me?"

And that, my children, is why the Canton of Orovalo, the Golden Valley, still has a king, instead of a governor.

Can you not nonuple post?

Lazarus domais

Dernel wrote:Can you not nonuple post?

Is there are rule against it? I may be wrong but do we even have RMB rules?

Lazarus domais wrote:Is there are rule against it? I may be wrong but do we even have RMB rules?

Leonism kicks the door down, enters room, grabs your collar and throatily shouts,
"I am the law!"

Aigania, New vedan, Fluffiness, Glorious society, and 1 otherLazarus domais

Lazarus domais wrote:Is there are rule against it? I may be wrong but do we even have RMB rules?

Yes there is, if you click just "lazarus" on the left of your screen (provided you're on pc) and you scroll down slightly you will see the bright green, bold, and underlined message "No recruitment or spam please!" Right under "Banner Library created"

Satanic empire

Loftegen 3 wrote:Lissa woke up to see the Empress standing over her, and recoiled in horror.

"Don't be afraid, I mean you no harm," the Empress said. "Is she all left?" a voice Lissa recognized as her enemy's sounded. "You mean 'Is she all right' the Empress said.

"Yes, that," Toth's voice said

"My Lady," the Empress said, bowing, "I believe he fancies you."

"What?" Lissa stammered.

"My champion, Toth," the Empress said. "I believe he fancies you,"

Lissa rubbed her aching jaw. "He...fancies me?"

And that, my children, is why the Canton of Orovalo, the Golden Valley, still has a king, instead of a governor.

Nice story, when and where exactly is it set?

Finches and warblers chirped shrilly in the greenery of the early spring. From branch to branch they hopped, until they took flight over a freshly paved asphalt road. The road was blocked by a sentry post with a long, reflective metal pole set across the street. The sentry’s post was inhabited by one man, who put down their radio and hurried out from the wooden hut across the street. They brought the post out of its groove and swung the gate out the road. Within minutes, a tank plastun with tank desant infantry that were childishly jeering at the Border Patrol officer rolled by.

Three plastuns, outbound from Nova Basan, were armed to the teeth. Besides having the Cossack Border Patrol escort them through the first few klicks of their advance, their armored plastun was outfitted with 28 Main Battle Tanks and 6 armored personnel carriers; their motorized infantry plastun trailed behind them numbering in the hundreds. Even further back was the plastun fitted with self-propelled guns, numbering 9 WURCo. Type 13 SPG’s and 3 towed WURCo. Type 9 howitzers. All the while, they were supported by attack helicopters that closely monitored their situation.

Once they passed the first Cossack checkpoint, they had only a few hundred meters to go before they were passing into the territory of the long-standing friend of the FRCP, The Sigometh Dynasty. Their destination was the supposed location of an Imperial Naval base along the southern shores of its host; they were to capture it and seize all equipment from Leonism before excusing themselves of their intrusion into their neighbor’s territory.
With the rate of mobilization, a straight plunge into the territory of The Sigometh Dynasty would take almost all day with the motorized infantry and tanks on the road.

Aigania, Steadfastness, New vedan, The Sigometh Dynasty, and 2 othersFluffiness, and Glorious society

Versace states

Just hope everyone is staying safe and staying inside during this pandemic..we're in this together!! Lazarus

Here I come, galloping into the Meet and Greet.

Your imaginary friend and Mzeusia

Glorious society

The war was over. Humanity had won. Not only that but they had managed to carve out a big chunk of territory from the Xavirion Empire. A war that had devastated and consumed generations upon generations of humans and fueled anti-alien tensions was finally over. But the aforementioned tensions didn't disappear overnight. Finally, Humanity had a chance to enact bloody revenge. In fact, they had aimed to gain the most populated worlds. If only for one simple reason, to kill as many aliens as possible. There was never a different thought. Albion had a firm grip on humanity's mind through media control and they had long memories.

It started with travel restrictions. Then it became curfews. Then it became the old, young, and sick were moved to a world designated as 'Babylon 5'. Once it had been seen as one of the first colonies of Humanity before it was also the first one sacked. Albion figured such a symbolic move would be perfectly ironic. The world became a death camp. The entire species was crowded onto Babylon 5. Then the atmosphere burned. The entire species died screaming for a God that didn't exist or care. Children burned as they were held by their parents. Couples held each other as the world around them died. The ones who had escaped underground soon found that they were doomed. Albion bombarded the surface where such tunnels were located and caused them to suffocate. The entire species was dead within years besides of course other members who had immigrated.

Humanity was fully ready to take on the stars and conquer everything. Believing in the old American dream of Manifest Destiny, they started their first conquest shortly after.

Azertyuiop wrote:Here I come, galloping into the Meet and Greet.

Hey! Do you want some Mzeusian tea?

Mzeusia wrote:Hey! Do you want some Mzeusian tea?

Have you no SPIT out this far?!

Mzeusia

Azertyuiop wrote:Have you no SPIT out this far?!

We have SPIT, but ask any Mzeusian and they will tell you Mzeusian tea is far superior. That said, can I get you a cup of SPIT?

Mzeusia wrote:We have SPIT, but ask any Mzeusian and they will tell you Mzeusian tea is far superior. That said, can I get you a cup of SPIT?

Have you no pints out this far either?!

Azertyuiop wrote:Have you no pints out this far either?!

Grrr. We have a very well stocked drinks cabinet. Take your pick.

Mzeusia wrote:Grrr. We have a very well stocked drinks cabinet. Take your pick.

A pint of Mzeusian tea, please.

Mzeusia

Azertyuiop wrote:Have you no pints out this far either?!

If you're looking for beer go to Guiness Freaks, they'll be much more accepting!

Azertyuiop wrote:A pint of Mzeusian tea, please.

Excellent choice!
*Hands you some freshly brewed tea*

Dernel wrote:If you're looking for beer go to Guiness Freaks, they'll be much more accepting!

Guinness has two "n"s traditionally. :P Is it a new brand?

Mzeusia wrote:Excellent choice!
*Hands you some freshly brewed tea*

Choice? It wasn't a choice!

Mzeusia

Azertyuiop wrote:Choice? It wasn't a choice!

Guys, we've been found out!

Is Mzusian tea sweet tea?

Your imaginary friend and Mzeusia

Mzeusia wrote:Guys, we've been found out!

Why? What did you put in it?

Mzeusia

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