LazarusBoard

Satanic empire wrote:

Who would like to make a deal with the Devil? Open to all nations, of course.

Hell is the only free eternity. Trust us, we know.

Free of Doom slayer, I assume?

Zapatian workers state wrote:

Fun fact: Although the stings of both Western honeybees and vespid wasps are considered about equally painful on the Schmidt insect sting pain index, the chemical composition of the injected venom radically differs, with apid bee venom possessing a relatively low pH and vespid wasp venom possessing a relatively high pH. The aforementioned beekeeper learned the practical significance of this distinction firsthand when shanghaied by some suburban folks into removing a yellowjacket nest when he was told it was a beehive. Even with protective equipment, a given number of yellowjacket stings is more likely to create a more pronounced necrotic and inflammatory reaction than an equal number of honeybee stings, apparently.

I've been stung by wasps several times. No bees, so I can't speak to that, and I'm not allergic (thank God). It's like having a red hot nail stuck into your flesh, and the only remedy is the satisfaction of spraying a can of Raid™ onto their nest and watching them all die! That sounds more sadistic than I meant. Also I haven't been stung by a wasp in about 25 years.

Sneyland.... I need you to follow my wife.... see where she goes at night :(

*gives picture*

Wow, that mod for Civ 4 Colonization is really good. I lost so many hours getting the resources from point A to point B, extacting in one place, moving and processing in another, and then selling them for bank back in France.

But nooooo, the Aztecs got all mad because we took up the coastline of this one area, and I had to import a ton of criminals, then arm with them with guns, then drill them into an army, and now a bunch of natives are dead. Great, now we all need therapy, and that hasn't even been invented yet....

Debussy wrote:

What kind of storefront?

Guns would be the most fun, but I will find food to be entertaining.

Today, Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius have decided to lounge around the palace simply enjoying the Six Breakfasts and Five Lunches from the bubbling warmth of the hot tub. In His Porky Paunch's mmphed words, it's not like staying in the bath all morning will leave Them much more wrinkled than They already are.

Treadwellia wrote:

Today, Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius have decided to lounge around the palace simply enjoying the Six Breakfasts and Five Lunches from the bubbling warmth of the hot tub. In His Porky Paunch's mmphed words, it's not like staying in the bath all morning will leave Them much more wrinkled than They already are.

Lady Zaharra, on the other hand, manifested herself in the Royal Nursery, and before she could say "Here's Auntie Hela!" was buried under a wave of enthusiastic children.

Cossack Peoples wrote:

All the servants of Wassily Kazakov were absent because of seasonal illness, and so for lunch, he was on his own. He attempted to make tarator, a cucumber soup. However, something was not quite right about the mixture, and with much disgust, he realized that he miscalculated the amount of garlic to put in.
Everything tastes like garlic. Please help.

If you consume enough garlic, everything will become garlic. Solved.

Loftegen 3 wrote:

The song that made me think of an immortal woman who knew things....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNi1AdIYKIg&ab_channel=EnigmaFanClub

https://youtu.be/t9eybY9qFfY

This song?

Debussy wrote:

Really good ideas. I would be more interested in food. Would a storefront work through dispatch?

Yes, I've seen it done that way before.

Loftegen 3 wrote:

Lady Zasharra, as she lay in bed between multiple infants, sang, "I wanna be an airborne ranger! I wanna live a life of danger!" The babies...were STOKED!

Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius soon waddle in to the nursery wearing matching "moomoo" style MaTubbity gowns, looking quite stylish in white and black splotches with playfully floppy pink udders at Their tummies. They take up babies for feeding and rocking beside the merry Lady Zaharra.