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Conversation overheard between two ordinary guys in Rasputingrad:

"What are you talking about? We've always been at war with Tannu Tuva."
"Yeah, but since 'war is peace', I just feel a bit unsure about the exact state of our bilateral relations..."

Vladilan wrote:

Conversation in Vladilan:
"We have always been at war with everyone."
"I know."

chads

"The Kafkaesque 1984-dystopia of Barapam is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Glorious Leader Jodolphine Statler with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation."

Ah, perfect insanity.

Vladilan wrote:

Fun Fact: Tinky Winky, the tallest teletubby is 10 FEET TALL.

Didn’t believe it at first, but seems to be true.

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Vladilan wrote:

Slavska really did have a mental breakdown.

Who is Slavska?

Hussitesofjanhusutraquists wrote:

Who is Slavska?

he wears a tracksuit and drinks kvass and listenst o hardbass and squats and says blyat and has ak

Vladilan wrote:

Slavska really did have a mental breakdown.

I rarely check our embassies' rmb:s, but if breakdowns like that happen often, maybe I should.

Anyway, found a guide for Easter egg issues, so gonna play with my custom fields a little.

Vladilan wrote:

Slavska is Velika Slavia after Slavic Bloodia's first account got oof'd.

still no clue who that is XD

*Sends you a diplomatic Cable*

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Hrvatsko-bosnjacka unija wrote:

y'all dead now lol

I just got an email about how my country is about to die lol

also, frick srpska

da hell

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