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Welcome back to NS! Cool flag and nation name.
The Issue
The Politics Department at the University of Tiger City has come under criticism from opposition politicians because the programme is clearly and unashamedly biased in favour of you, The Great Supreme Lord Khan, and your political ideologies.
“This is not about partisanship; it is about academic autonomy,” retorts Politics Professor Aziz Khan, signing a copy of his latest book Why Cotchin Smells of Fish. “We, as a faculty, just so happen to choose to support your politics. And we just so happen to attract a capable staff who are all like-minded. It is our absolute democratic right to set our own syllabus, without interference from government! You, being one of the wisest leaders that this nation has ever seen, must surely see this!”
The Talking Point
A degree in The Great Supreme Lord Khan Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
I wanted cult of chaos, not cult of personality..... -Supreme Khan
Defense Forces World Top 0.3% World Rank 397th of 164,589 Region Rank 1stof 63Region Top 2% Spanelsko 38,552.44
Ruskov Soviet: 24,568.41
Your military is mocked for being weak my friend, in a world of psychopaths and communists like Unfal only the strong survive, yet you are only 4th military power of our great region thus you are inferior to our iberian might - Supreme Khan
PS. Psychotic Nuthead, is it supposed to be insult or compliment?
I suppose I haven't been clear. In my opinion, it's both an insult and a compliment. Your style of leadership is very different, so I disagree with your sanity. But... On the other hand, we are neither allies nor enemies. So... I compliment you.
Penguania and Antarctica, Percyton, and Spanelsko
While i for certain aren't exactly a sane individual in particular my leadership is ordered in some reasonable sense, much more aligned to what our people want while being systematically chaotic clusterfu*k of a leadership. So i cant fault you for view of what we do here in Iberia, as for the neither allies or enemies, well considering that we generally see you as a friend should signify to you one important thing. You will be our last target of conquest towards our goal of world domination, so feel proud of that comrade Coltsov! :]
Russkov Soviet, Penguania and Antarctica, and Percyton
The Talking Point
The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
The Issue
Beautiful, blonde, and bisexual, the 25-year-old tennis player Winston Pournikova is perhaps better known for his modelling work and stunning smile than for the speed of his serves. In a recent TV interview, he was asked who his ideal lover would be. To your surprise, he named you, The Great Supreme Lord Khan.
Supreme Great Lord Khan of Iberia: Prepare the torture chambers, no one will insult me with love! Besides, being alone isn't a bad thing.
The Issue
The theocratic nation of Sacerdia has long been embroiled in war with one of its neighbors, and recently that neighbor has forged a strategic alliance with Blackacre, a global superpower that your nation has always had somewhat unfriendly relations with. Fearful that this will tip the balance of power against them, Sacerdia is seeking an alliance with Spanelsko, offering multiple favorable trade deals that would bring billions to the Spanelskoan economy, and long-term access to its territory for the establishment of strategically-valuable Spanelskoan military bases. The nation’s staunchly religious policies and culture, however, are a stark contrast to your nation’s avowed secularism.
I never expected someone to come to me for an alliance, i mean how desperate do you have to be to ally yourself with us? I mean, this was a massive surprise.
“Bah! Who cares about some despotic hellhole in the middle of nowhere?” dismisses Jean-Paul Bacon, one of the top commanders in the military. “Sacerdia and its equally noxious neighbour states lack nuclear weapons, so we can just blast the whole region back to the Stone Age with no risk of retaliation. The world will breathe easier without all these fanatics troubling it!”
I see that i really have psychos in my army leading it, i may actually be more sane them some of my own cultists!
The Talking Point
Faithful allies are always valued. (decided to ally them)
I'll warm up to your idea of leadership eventually. And I am indeed glad to hear that I will be the last, for I will also be the most stubborn.
We each have our desires for love... even if you love yourself enough for two. ^^;
I do not care for Blackacre myself, for we have been at war since the 80's. Like North and South Korea, we are in the midst of a cease-fire since 2009. And I have not heard of Sacerdia. Must be a newcomer.
New poll in Zentari, come and vote!
Russkov Soviet and Percyton
The Talking Point
Sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
Recent Headlines
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The Askana Chronicle
VOL. 32 NO. 75CITY FINAL
MONDAY OCTOBER 7, 2019
Corporal Punishment Enriches Character Of Spanelskoan Youth
Conservative Groups Toast Rising Morality
Family Groups Applaud Return of Decency
proceeds to castrate rapist = morality :]
The Issue
The Despojanbourg Republic is a tiny but strategically located mountainous country that has long been in your nation’s repertoire of allies, despite its reputation for below-average human rights. The authoritarian, fiercely pro-Spanelsko government is a linchpin of regional security. However, a recent series of enormous protests calling for “real democracy” and “new leadership” has shaken its stability to the core.
The Talking Point
The nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence.
This is entirely true.
Penguania and Antarctica, Percyton, and Spanelsko
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Jaslandia, Penguania and Antarctica, and Percyton
Hello, everyone! Just stopping by to mark the 35th anniversary of our TV show, which first aired in Percyton and the UK on October 9, 1984. While the TV show has had its ups and downs, it did make our franchise into a global success, with fans from all over the world. Thank you Britt Allcroft and David Mitton for bringing our adventures to TV, and I hope our show will continue to entertain kids for years to come!
As someone who was first introduced to your franchise through the TV show, I'm also quite grateful to Allcroft and Mitton. Thanks to both of them!
COLDR? Is that really you? Welcome back!
Been a long time since I've saw you post here.
i'm basically dead permanently apart from on discord
How you been?
Hello friends. I wish you all a splendid Sunday. :D
The Talking Point
Foreign leaders who don't applaud The Great Supreme Lord Khan's speeches are regarded as enemies of Spanelsko.
just a small reminder that i am still alive.
The Dystopian Nightmare Horde of Spanelsko is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Great Supreme Lord Khan with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.608 billion Spanelskoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
I love my people just like i love my power, with close eye upon it.
Now I have to say.... Are YOU getting weak? I haven't known you to give them anything in lieu of freedom.
*pulls train horn* Hooooooonnnnnnnkkkkkkk
Penguania and Antarctica and Spanelsko
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