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(Sec. 1) The victor of the war of Utopiaville shall be Utopiaville.
(Sec. 2) The war between Utopiaville and the East Pacific is over. Utopiaville, the victor, shall keep its land; annex the entire East Pacific; give all members of the East Pacific citizenship; become the de jure WA Delegate, Vizier, and Chief Minister of Regional Affairs; and become the de facto Minister of Culture of the East Pacific.
(Sec. 3) Every other member of the East Pacific shall pay the government of Utopiaville 10% of their GDPs.
(Sec. 4) There shall be free travel within the East Pacific.
(Sec. 5) Twenty years after this war, other members of the East Pacific need not abide by the law of Utopiaville.
(Sec. 6) This treaty was signed on 2020-1-18.
Read factbook

bruh

Didysis vilnius

Utopiaville wrote:This region has so many nations with dumb people.
I cannot blame them, though; this is a default region.

bro that's crazy...

but i don't remember asking

Utopiaville wrote:This region has so many nations with dumb people.
I cannot blame them, though; this is a default region.

Keep looking, we need to find the person who asked.

Wiranath wrote:Wiranath is ranked 160.030th in the world and 7.125th in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 4.707,73 Wirans.

"Wiranath is ranked 174.275th in the world and 8.013th in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 982,01 Standard Monetary Units."

Only a grand left to tax.

*lurk in TEP*

Utopiaville wrote:This region has so many nations with dumb people.
I cannot blame them, though; this is a default region.

r/NobodyAsked

The marsupial wrote:I think it's Marsupialish

The marsupial wrote:Says the dumb person

Please don't double post.

The Militarius Imperium wrote:
(Sec. 1) The victor of the war of Utopiaville shall be Utopiaville.
(Sec. 2) The war between Utopiaville and the East Pacific is over. Utopiaville, the victor, shall keep its land; annex the entire East Pacific; give all members of the East Pacific citizenship; become the de jure WA Delegate, Vizier, and Chief Minister of Regional Affairs; and become the de facto Minister of Culture of the East Pacific.
(Sec. 3) Every other member of the East Pacific shall pay the government of Utopiaville 10% of their GDPs.
(Sec. 4) There shall be free travel within the East Pacific.
(Sec. 5) Twenty years after this war, other members of the East Pacific need not abide by the law of Utopiaville.
(Sec. 6) This treaty was signed on 2020-1-18.
Read factbook

bruh

I'm definitely leaning towards accepting this treaty. It totally doesn't go against the entire Concordat, or anything.

More dumb artwork in-between study

Three Musketeers

Merlovich

Osterreich und ungarn

Shavara

Artwork to commemorate the Iron Pact
Read dispatch

The marsupial wrote:Says the (snip) person

Snipe right there folks (tho pls don’t)

The Militarius Imperium wrote:
(Sec. 1) The victor of the war of Utopiaville shall be Utopiaville.
(Sec. 2) The war between Utopiaville and the East Pacific is over. Utopiaville, the victor, shall keep its land; annex the entire East Pacific; give all members of the East Pacific citizenship; become the de jure WA Delegate, Vizier, and Chief Minister of Regional Affairs; and become the de facto Minister of Culture of the East Pacific.
(Sec. 3) Every other member of the East Pacific shall pay the government of Utopiaville 10% of their GDPs.
(Sec. 4) There shall be free travel within the East Pacific.
(Sec. 5) Twenty years after this war, other members of the East Pacific need not abide by the law of Utopiaville.
(Sec. 6) This treaty was signed on 2020-1-18.
Read factbook

bruh

I. ArenaC will annex Utopiaville.
    I-A. No exceptions.

II. This treaty was signed 1/23/2020.

Read factbook

Pakitsk wrote:Please don't double post.
I'm definitely leaning towards accepting this treaty. It totally doesn't go against the entire Concordat, or anything.

The marsupial has repeatedly double post deliberately despite warnings given. Therefore, welcome to the gulags.

Shavara
https://www.nionstats.net/rgn=dolla_holla

One WFE factbook is by the meme overseer, the other 2 is by...

La Xinga wrote:[nation][/nation]

One WFE factbook is by the meme overseer, the other 2 is by...

You must’ve forgot this is TEP >.> <.<

ArenaC wrote:You must’ve forgot this is TEP >.> <.<

YIKES OH MY WHAT HAVE I DONE?

ONE SEC.

Utopiaville wrote:This region has so many nations with dumb people.
I cannot blame them, though; this is a default region.

Oh, you didn't get the rundown?

(Sec. 1) The victor of the war of Utopiaville shall be Utopiaville.
(Sec. 2) The war between Utopiaville and the East Pacific is over. Utopiaville, the victor, shall keep its land; annex the entire East Pacific; give all members of the East Pacific citizenship; become the de jure WA Delegate, Vizier, and Chief Minister of Regional Affairs; and become the de facto Minister of Culture of the East Pacific.
(Sec. 3) Every other member of the East Pacific shall pay the government of Utopiaville 10% of their GDPs.
(Sec. 4) There shall be free travel within the East Pacific.
(Sec. 5) Twenty years after this war, other members of the East Pacific need not abide by the law of Utopiaville.
(Sec. 6) This treaty was signed on 2020-1-18.
Read factbook

And what the cinnamon toast fvck is this

Ancobristan wrote:Oh, you didn't get the rundown?
(Sec. 1) The victor of the war of Utopiaville shall be Utopiaville.
(Sec. 2) The war between Utopiaville and the East Pacific is over. Utopiaville, the victor, shall keep its land; annex the entire East Pacific; give all members of the East Pacific citizenship; become the de jure WA Delegate, Vizier, and Chief Minister of Regional Affairs; and become the de facto Minister of Culture of the East Pacific.
(Sec. 3) Every other member of the East Pacific shall pay the government of Utopiaville 10% of their GDPs.
(Sec. 4) There shall be free travel within the East Pacific.
(Sec. 5) Twenty years after this war, other members of the East Pacific need not abide by the law of Utopiaville.
(Sec. 6) This treaty was signed on 2020-1-18.
Read factbook

And what the cinnamon toast fvck is this

Scuse me?

ok

Edit: That Utopia boi made a North Pacific version >:(

Conclave Seal Contest


Introduction

Hello! We are the Judicial branch of the East Pacific, also known as the Conclave. Nice to meet you! In-case you don't know, here's who we are before we continue:

Viceroy
(Like the Head of the United States Supreme Court)
Zukchiva

Arbiters
(Like the Justices of the US Supreme Court)
Asendavia
Pakitsk
Wallenburg

Coincidentally, we are the ones hosting this competition! It's very nice to meet y'all; make sure to say hello to us if you see us! We are relatable and are not just some dusty ancient men sitting on a high tower. I promise. ;D


The Contest

The aim of this competition is to create a new seal for the Conclave.

The seal currently in official use (the one on the top of this dispatch), was created around and used since 2014 by Aleita Astor, a former Viceroy and beloved citizen of the East Pacific, based upon the designs of Juris (another former Viceroy) and East Malaysia.

It's a seal that's been used for more than half a decade, and for good reason. It projects the virtues of justice, duty, power, and discipline: values that we as Arbiters try to embody everyday. However, with the start of a new decade (woohoo!), and the failure of the Fedele coup, us Arbiters, in our dusty and sorry offices with coffee stains, thought it would be a good idea to get a new seal (and probably new offices as well). And what better way to produce a new design than a community contest? So that's what we did. :]


Proceedures

Please follow the listed procedures below carefully. Failing to do so may result in your entry not being considered for voting and you not receiving the participation prize.


Proceedures
1. Create your design. (Remember to save frequently!)

2. Upload your image to an image uploading site. Imgur is a very great site and simple to use.

3. Telegram Zukchiva the link to the image with a TEP resident nation (explained below).

4. Wait for the results to be posted!

Note: Seals will be ranked based on our (the Conclave's) linking of them. Other nations may also be asked to judge.

Note: The contest will run for a period of three weeks, from January 16th, 2020 EST to February 6, 2020 EST.

Note: The seal chosen for first place may not be adopted by the Conclave. Whether the seal is chosen to become official will be decided by the Arbiters.


In addition to these procedures, certain requirements must be met for your design to be considered, as listed below.


Requirements

Be a TEP resident.
With the heavy symbolism and ties of this symbol to this region we call home, we as a group decided it would be best for only TEP residents to participate in this contest.

Make the image background transparent.
This will make the seal look better on multiple site backgrounds.

Limit the size of the image.
Please don't make it too big. The image needs to be a proper fitting size of decent quality.
LinkSome examples Linkof how the seals are used. LinkClick these green words to see them!

Send your design through telegrams only.
Seriously. Entries need to be organized and nation names need to be recorded, so it's easier for us to use telegrams than sites like Discord because of the ability of telegrams to be sorted into folders. Send your designs (after following Steps 1-3) to Zukchiva.

No NSFW, Nazi, fascist, or discriminatory elements/symbols/images.
These types of images go against the administrative policy of the East Pacific and will not be tolerated.


Suggestions


Don't limit yourself to TEP imagery or colors.
Our region has beautiful symbols, like the mason compass. However, other design tropes may work as well. The current seal, for instance, doesn't have any symbols nor colors relating it to TEP, yet it's been our official seal for so long.

Make something that would look good on TEP forums.
Check out the requirements section above (scroll up), and click the three green links to see how the seal is often used above blocks of text.

Trouble with finding the right colors?
LinkCheck out this site. It gives you the ability to generate random color palettes of five colors, and you can also lock down colors so that the program finds colors related to the specific colors you locked down. (Check it out to see what I mean!)

Avoid bright colors.
When you think of justice or law, you think dull colors. While colors certainly don't have to be dull, don't make them neon pink either.


Rewards

Of course, any cool contest will have rewards. Rewards for this contest will be in the form of NationStates cards. All cards will come only from those found within Zukchiva's deck.


Rewards

First Place
- Will receive a legendary card (make pick from one of two legendaries available.)
- If seal is chosen, will be credited with seal design on TEP forums.

Second Place
- Will receive an epic card. (May pick from 18 available cards.)

Third Place
- Will receive an epic card. (May pick from 17 available cards after second place picked their card.)

All Participants
- Will receive an ultra-rare card. (Will be able to choose in order on who submitted design first.)


Afterward

And that's it. If you have any questions, you can ask Zukchiva! We hope you decide to make a design!


Disclaimer


BY SUBMITTING A DESIGN, YOU AGREE TO ALLOWING THE CONCLAVE TO USE IT IN ANY OFFICIAL CAPACITY OF THEIR CHOICE IF YOUR DESIGN IS CHOOSEN.
Read dispatch

Remember, Conclave seal design contest ending on Feb. 6!

Zukchiva wrote:
Conclave Seal Contest


Introduction

Hello! We are the Judicial branch of the East Pacific, also known as the Conclave. Nice to meet you! In-case you don't know, here's who we are before we continue:

Viceroy
(Like the Head of the United States Supreme Court)
Zukchiva

Arbiters
(Like the Justices of the US Supreme Court)
Asendavia
Pakitsk
Wallenburg

Coincidentally, we are the ones hosting this competition! It's very nice to meet y'all; make sure to say hello to us if you see us! We are relatable and are not just some dusty ancient men sitting on a high tower. I promise. ;D


The Contest

The aim of this competition is to create a new seal for the Conclave.

The seal currently in official use (the one on the top of this dispatch), was created around and used since 2014 by Aleita Astor, a former Viceroy and beloved citizen of the East Pacific, based upon the designs of Juris (another former Viceroy) and East Malaysia.

It's a seal that's been used for more than half a decade, and for good reason. It projects the virtues of justice, duty, power, and discipline: values that we as Arbiters try to embody everyday. However, with the start of a new decade (woohoo!), and the failure of the Fedele coup, us Arbiters, in our dusty and sorry offices with coffee stains, thought it would be a good idea to get a new seal (and probably new offices as well). And what better way to produce a new design than a community contest? So that's what we did. :]


Proceedures

Please follow the listed procedures below carefully. Failing to do so may result in your entry not being considered for voting and you not receiving the participation prize.


Proceedures
1. Create your design. (Remember to save frequently!)

2. Upload your image to an image uploading site. Imgur is a very great site and simple to use.

3. Telegram Zukchiva the link to the image with a TEP resident nation (explained below).

4. Wait for the results to be posted!

Note: Seals will be ranked based on our (the Conclave's) linking of them. Other nations may also be asked to judge.

Note: The contest will run for a period of three weeks, from January 16th, 2020 EST to February 6, 2020 EST.

Note: The seal chosen for first place may not be adopted by the Conclave. Whether the seal is chosen to become official will be decided by the Arbiters.


In addition to these procedures, certain requirements must be met for your design to be considered, as listed below.


Requirements

Be a TEP resident.
With the heavy symbolism and ties of this symbol to this region we call home, we as a group decided it would be best for only TEP residents to participate in this contest.

Make the image background transparent.
This will make the seal look better on multiple site backgrounds.

Limit the size of the image.
Please don't make it too big. The image needs to be a proper fitting size of decent quality.
LinkSome examples Linkof how the seals are used. LinkClick these green words to see them!

Send your design through telegrams only.
Seriously. Entries need to be organized and nation names need to be recorded, so it's easier for us to use telegrams than sites like Discord because of the ability of telegrams to be sorted into folders. Send your designs (after following Steps 1-3) to Zukchiva.

No NSFW, Nazi, fascist, or discriminatory elements/symbols/images.
These types of images go against the administrative policy of the East Pacific and will not be tolerated.


Suggestions


Don't limit yourself to TEP imagery or colors.
Our region has beautiful symbols, like the mason compass. However, other design tropes may work as well. The current seal, for instance, doesn't have any symbols nor colors relating it to TEP, yet it's been our official seal for so long.

Make something that would look good on TEP forums.
Check out the requirements section above (scroll up), and click the three green links to see how the seal is often used above blocks of text.

Trouble with finding the right colors?
LinkCheck out this site. It gives you the ability to generate random color palettes of five colors, and you can also lock down colors so that the program finds colors related to the specific colors you locked down. (Check it out to see what I mean!)

Avoid bright colors.
When you think of justice or law, you think dull colors. While colors certainly don't have to be dull, don't make them neon pink either.


Rewards

Of course, any cool contest will have rewards. Rewards for this contest will be in the form of NationStates cards. All cards will come only from those found within Zukchiva's deck.


Rewards

First Place
- Will receive a legendary card (make pick from one of two legendaries available.)
- If seal is chosen, will be credited with seal design on TEP forums.

Second Place
- Will receive an epic card. (May pick from 18 available cards.)

Third Place
- Will receive an epic card. (May pick from 17 available cards after second place picked their card.)

All Participants
- Will receive an ultra-rare card. (Will be able to choose in order on who submitted design first.)


Afterward

And that's it. If you have any questions, you can ask Zukchiva! We hope you decide to make a design!


Disclaimer


BY SUBMITTING A DESIGN, YOU AGREE TO ALLOWING THE CONCLAVE TO USE IT IN ANY OFFICIAL CAPACITY OF THEIR CHOICE IF YOUR DESIGN IS CHOOSEN.
Read dispatch

Remember, Conclave seal design contest ending on Feb. 6!

YOU ARE A RO WOW.

I can't believe people actually thought that there was a carnivorous mastodon roaming North America...

Zukchiva and Pragersburg

nation=utopiaville/detail=factbook/id=1308184

We, the nations of the East Pacific, gather here today in order to declare our utmost Independence from the tyranny of Utopiaville, for the following reasons.

1. Already in one day of rule, they destroyed the most revered statue of Bachtendekuppen.

2. They are incompetent so as to request 10% of all national GDPs, when they could instead ask for everything.

3. We out number them 15 million to one in terms of population, so why not be free?

4. Their laws and systems violate the Concordat of the East Pacific.

5. No one but Utopiaville signed the treaty.

6. Further more, the treaty was not approved by the Magisterium, making it a voided and useless treaty.

7. The treaty was signed on January 19th, 2020 instead of January 20th, 2020. This only further proves the villainous nature of Utopiaville.

8. Their culture, heritage, language, and memes are far removed from those of the East Pacific.

9. Their suspiciously high voting majorities indicate nefarious and corruptive voting practices.

10. Utopias don't exist.

For these ten reasons, the East Pacific declares two things:

a) We're independent, so bye.
b) Utopiaville is a dystopiaville.

Read dispatch

I can't remember the names of my leaders before Helmuth.

Meddacah wrote:No,I just said end first, but he replied like he didn't do anything.

It’s time to stop okay? No more!

Uno End

Meddacah

Merlovich wrote:More dumb artwork in-between study

Three Musketeers

Merlovich

Osterreich und ungarn

Shavara

Artwork to commemorate the Iron Pact
Read dispatch

Glorious

Merlovich and Rage mage

Peatiktist wrote:"I'm not waiting that long."

Alright, not my fault when they drop you into a trench after they are through with you...

Question, who's Utopiaville?

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