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Golbad wrote:the land of broken dreams

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa3gO7tL-c

Golbad and Joao 3005

Catistania wrote:Lol they send me this.

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The Multinational Corporation ofConfederation State Broadcasting → tag: wa

10 hours ago

You know us.

And now we open our doors to the most heinous of governments.

The most horrible beliefs.

The most abominable ideologies.

NationStates has brought this upon itself.

Now you will see evil.

Now you will see hate.

Confederation of Corrupt Dictators is growing again.

Swear loyalty unto the Emperor,

The Shadow Cult is rising.

Apparently you're a heinous government. Be flattered. Ignore the TG.

Hello! How is everyone on this fine day?

La Xinga and Joao 3005

Evrigenis wrote:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa3gO7tL-c

I shall not click a youtube link. I know your rick-rolling tricks you heathen!

Pakitsk, Evrigenis, and Joao 3005

Dreamersistan wrote:<steals Talitoa's Hello Kitty ankle socks and runs away>

ARGHHHHHHHHH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0blMcwtFtk

Danelaw Scandinavia and Joao 3005

Vernkhalla wrote:Hello! How is everyone on this fine day?

is culd.

Vernkhalla and Joao 3005

La Xinga wrote:is culd.

*the literal manifestation of confusion* huh? What? Why? Who? How? Where? *confused screaming*

Pakitsk, La Xinga, and Joao 3005

Catistania wrote:Lol they send me this.

It's the year of our Lord 2020 and yet you've still got recruitment telegrams open?

Pakitsk, Marrabuk, Kilkire, La Xinga, and 3 othersCatistania, Vernkhalla, and Joao 3005

Wiranath wrote:It's the year of our Lord 2020 and yet you've still got recruitment telegrams open?

I shut WA and recruiting TGs as soon as I figured out how to (which was a surprisingly long amount of time lol) “they just spam” -VernKhalla 2020

Kangarawa, Pakitsk, La Xinga, and Joao 3005

Hello, it’s 10:40, my sleep schedule is screwed, I want to die, what’s going on?

Atlia sonis, La Xinga, and Joao 3005

Bob the octopus

bob eats

La Xinga and Joao 3005

Ooh New Short Story idea!

La Xinga and Joao 3005

Quite possibly, one of the most far-right politicians in Lanorth, Thomas 'Tommy' Chambers, burst in through the doors of the office of the Leader of Lanorth, John Schofield. Schofield looked up from his desk, which he was looking at and had been looking at for the past few minutes. Schofield, minutes before, received the news of the death of his father, Lyle Schofield, who was a Liberal politician. Schofield and his father shared different political opinions though shared a strong father-son bond. Lyle was 63 and had died of his Parkinson's disease.

"What do you want, Chambers?" Said Schofield, a hint of sadness in his voice.

"I know about your Lung Disease, Schofield. I know all about it. Your smoking, when you were a teenager, I know all about it." Said Chambers, smiling. Schofield stood up and walked to the front of his desk as Chambers approached him. They then stood inches apart from each other, staring at each-other's eyes.

"What are you on about?" Said Schofield, raising his voice significantly.

"You know exactly what I'm talking about!" Bellowed Chambers. "You are sick and you are ill! Stop denying it! You know it is true! Just admit it. You are destroying our culture and the people are losing their trust in you. Resign!"

"No! I shall not! The people are happy with these changes! They hate people like you, they do not like Fascists, you are living in a fantasy that I don't want to be a part of!" Bellowed Schofield, shoving Chambers back. Chambers growled.

"Oh, you're gonna get it now!" Bellowed Chambers, running at Schofield. Chambers ran at Schofield and went to punch him in the chest, but Schofield blocked it and uppercutted Chambers in the gut. The brawl was heard by Schofield's personal bodyguards, who smashed their way into the room with their pistols drawn. Schofield shoved Chambers back and the two bodyguards who smashed their way into the room first opened fire. Four shots, two from each pistol, lodged themselves into Chambers' chest. Chambers fell to the ground and lay motionless.

Two more bodyguards rushed their way into the office and escorted Schofield out, not exchanging any words. Schofield recalled his childhood. His parents moved to the city of Augustus when Schofield was a kid. They settled in the rough side of the city, where gang wars and drug lords were common. Schofield befriended the wrong people who knew the wrong people. Schofield started smoking quite a bit at the age of 12 and it is rumoured he took drugs at the same age. Schofield moved out of the city when he married at the age of 24, but continued smoking regularly. At the age of 33, he was diagnosed with lung cancer, which hardly ever happens and is extremely rare, considering he is under 45. He stopped smoking and was given treatment for his lung cancer. It got better though he never fully recovered. Every now and again he would have a relapse. Schofield was in one of those relapse stages. He always refused to see a doctor, which was idiotic, though he could not be forced to.

La Xinga and Joao 3005

East lotionlandia

Federal Lotionese Forces

by East lotionlandia

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| Main | Overview | History | Geography | Government | Economics | Federal Lotionese Forces | National Anthem |

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Federal Lotionese Forces
Савезне Лотионске Cнаге

Emblem of the Federal Lotionese Forces

Founded

March 3rd, 2021

Service Branches

Federal Army
Federal Lotionese Navy
Federal Lotionese Air Force
Federal Lotionese Marines
Federal Lotionese Rocketry

Leadership

Lotionie

Mirov Kvetolos

Sector of War

Klimov Dimitri

Admiral of the Navy

Kudashov Jaroslav

Commander of the Army

Rokossovsky Tomas

Head of the Stavka

Vladislav Pap

Head of Rocket Mant.

Filip Savić

Commandant of the Marines

Vladimir Cvetković

Lead Aviator

Damjanka Vlahović

Manpower

Military Age

20 - 45

Conscription

1 year

Active Personnel

40,000

Reserve Personnel

960,000

Total Personnel

1,000,000

Industry

Domestic Suppliers

Los'garov Military Manufacture
Kaluyev Defense
Meleja Auto Manufacturing
Topoćin Naval Dockyard
Vedina Naval Arms

Foreign Suppliers

None


Federal Lotionese Forces • Савезне Лотионске Cнаге



The Federal Lotionese Forces (Promysh: Савезне Лотионске Cнаге) is the armed forces of the Federation of East Lotionlandia. The FLF consists of five branches: The Airforce, the Navy, the Army, the Rocket Corps, and the Marines. The task of the FLF is to defend the nation from any possible foreign threats. The FNF was established in 2021, following the need of a unified military force within East Lotionlandia. The current head of the FNF is shared between the Lotionie - Mirov Kvetolos, who also leads the entire nation, and the Sector of War Klimov Dimitri. The head of the Naval Branch is Kudashov Jaroslav, the head of the Army Branch is Rokossovsky Tomas, the head of the Airforce Branch is Damjanka Vlahović, the head of the Stavka is Vladislav Pap, the head of the Rocket Maintenance is Filip Savić, and the head of the Marines is Vladimir Cvetković. The FNF has around 1,000,000 total troops, and 960,000 of which are in reserves.
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La Xinga and Joao 3005

Vernkhalla wrote:*the literal manifestation of confusion* huh? What? Why? Who? How? Where? *confused screaming*

IS CULD I TELL YA, FWEEZING!

Catistania wrote:Lol they send me this.

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The Multinational Corporation ofConfederation State Broadcasting → tag: wa

10 hours ago

You know us.

And now we open our doors to the most heinous of governments.

The most horrible beliefs.

The most abominable ideologies.

NationStates has brought this upon itself.

Now you will see evil.

Now you will see hate.

Confederation of Corrupt Dictators is growing again.

Swear loyalty unto the Emperor,

The Shadow Cult is rising.

STRANGE, I'M IN THE WA, I HAVE NOT RECEIVED THAT tg, RECRUITMENT TAGS ARE STILL ON!

Zukchiva, Danelaw Scandinavia, The death syndicate, and Joao 3005

Euricanis wrote:Hello, it’s 10:40, my sleep schedule is screwed, I want to die, what’s going on?

Sounds like another day for you, huh Euri?

Euricanis, La Xinga, and Joao 3005

Aivintis wrote:New life motto.

Thank you for your continued support Lerahlsi.

Aivintis, La Xinga, and Joao 3005

HELLO, WORLD.

Joao 3005

If none noticed, I am the 1st Hm’st’ve’nt’ed’ist of TEP.

Thank you, everyone, for this great honor.

Pakitsk, Aivintis, and Joao 3005

ArenaC wrote:If none noticed, I am the 1st Hm’st’ve’nt’ed’ist of TEP.

Thank you, everyone, for this great honor.

I didn't know we had a king Hm'st've'nt'ed'ist. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

Pakitsk, Aivintis, La Xinga, and Joao 3005

Y'all aren't good at keeping an RMB alive.

Pakitsk, Danelaw Scandinavia, La Xinga, Rage mage, and 1 otherJoao 3005

Kampf Empire wrote:Y'all aren't good at keeping an RMB alive.

I know. I asked TNP if they could help, bad idea. No response.

Kampf Empire and Joao 3005

Golbad wrote:

After a lot of intense environmental research to make sure rocket launches would have as little impact on the environment as possible - and how to reverse that damage, the first launch preparation is started.

The launchpads that had been constructed within Brethren's land were finally being put to use, for the movement into space. Land on this planet was occupied, and the people of Golbad must claim their land elsewhere. So, they would shoot for the stars.

This first rocket was simply a testbed, aimed to fly out to sea and then come back down, hopefully in one piece. It was designed to hit a max altitude of 18,000 feet, then deploy drag chutes at 10,000 feet, and finally deploy full chutes at 3,000 feet.

The entire flight of the rocket would be tracked by a mix of ground based radar stations at the launch site, and a locator beacon on the rocket, and the moment it hit 9,000 feet, a boat with a crane on its side would be sent out to recover the rocket.

On board this vehicle, were several instruments. A gyroscope to track vibrations, a thermometer to check temperatures, accelerometer to check speed variations, a barometer to calculate different pressures, and finally a laser measurement device to calculate deflection of the thruster nozzle. This is all to be used in order to construct a first stage solid fuel rocket booster.

Also clean up operations were brought under way immediately, the water in the area being filtered to make sure as little contaminants got into it, the air around the launch pads being filtered through large carbon scrubbers, and so on.

I don't remember giving you permission for this.

La Xinga and Joao 3005

Aivintis

15 days left.

Aivintis, Evrigenis, and Joao 3005

Wiranath wrote:I didn't know we had a king Hm'st've'nt'ed'ist. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

Yes indeed, we do have a Hm'st've'nt'ed'ist. Marrabuk was the 0th Hm'st've'nt'ed'ist. I am the first.

La Xinga and Joao 3005

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