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Eraver wrote:Your currency is plagued by hyperinflation, in Eraverian English slang, hyperinflation is actually super-inflation.

"Damn it, we should have asked all member nations in here to use the metric system!"

So if Ş23 = $1 = ¥231.25, Ş1 = ¥10.05?
Holy scheiße, you can buy yourself a decent dinner in my country! I am going to create a trade surplus!

Boylstinian

East supple lund wrote:Now to be fair, I am trying to end this ASAP. So it’s in their interest to play nice. But hey, I’m not unreasonable, I’ll make sure to rotate what I hit ;)
Also, Supple isn’t the fondest of these guys...>inb4 I start DDoSing the official Mountain Dew website
>:(

your computers will be unable to handle the dew

Tanabon, East supple lund, and Boylstinian

The mike roctafinserland wrote:Don’t worry, I’ll invade you for that later ❤️
Probably drugs.
Ew gross, *hides love note*

It was that nerd Deerfenland
After going underwater so long, you have to have some unhealthy side effects. This is not a beneficial hobby.
Hi
The stock prices are up 52% for doughnuts domestically, from last year, because we ate all the others so they became more rare. That’s stonks for you 😉
They make weird sounds and gooey stuff
What’s up
Your welcome

And yes, I am better looking than Zazumo.

How ya doing? Good?

Zazumo, The mike roctafinserland, and Boylstinian

The cult of Happiness is political-based to enforce happiness.

Boylstinian

German holy roman empire

Ufelzer: A Devilish Plan

Ufelzer could feel himself falling through the abyss for sometime, then all the sudden he could hear a faint sound... a heart rate monitor. More specifically a flat line sound, he listened closer to hear the words of the doctor, though they sent chills down his back.

"I'm sorry... he's gone."

Then out of nowhere he woke up back in his bed once again in a cold sweat. He looked around in a panic, wondering what the hell was happening to him. He groaned, not liking what was happening at the time before once again hearing the faint laughter of the devil in his mind. The Devil formed in front of him in a fury of red fiery dust. His eyes glowed pure red as he adjusted the white tie on his red and black suit. He then looked up and stared with an evil smirk on his face at the distraught general. Ufelzer merely stared back at him, covering himself with the blanket.

The Devil sighed before walking slightly closer to him. Ufelzer wanted to tell him off but he knew he couldn't, the devil controlled hell itself and he knew that if he dared talk back to him that he'd get a one way ticket down there. The Devil sighed.

"Oh Ufelzer how the greats fall.... you owe me.... you owe me quite a lot actually."

"What! What could i possibly owe you?!" Ufelzer protested causing the devil to give off a hardy laugh.

"Oh my... you don't remember do you? We made a deal... this deal was that i stop the aging clock on you and in return you would do one thing for me... one thing you have not been doing. You were in MY court Ufelzer.... you were supposed to get that damn Kaiserin under MY control but no.... instead you resisted... now shes with whoever the hell Paul is.."

"What..." Ufelzer said in confusion before the devil groaned and threw his hand into the air. Ufelzer thought for a minute before the memories started to surface. He was surprised that he'd forget such vivid events, Lucifer only looked on as he thought, remembering the words that came out of his own mouth that very day.

"Ufelzer.... In return for me giving you this i only demand one thing... its rather simple..."

"And that thing is?"

"The Kaiser's eldest? She will be mine, i will leave that to you to accomplish. Do you understand?"

".... Yes... Yes I do Lucifer...."

Lucifer smirked as that last line played over and over again in Ufelzer's head as if it were a broken record, cursed to play the same part of an old and tired song over and over again.

"So... You do remember?"

Ufelzer was silent for a minute, regretting his own past before speaking.

"Y... Yes... Yes I remember..."

Lucifer simply smirked, his eyes glowing brighter than ever as Ufelzer admitted what he had or rather hadn't done.

"Very good then. It is time for you to suffer i guess, you failed at your mission and i do not take that well at all dear Lucifer.... not at all."

"What the heck are you gonna do to me? Enslave me? Force me to work in a mine for thousands of years? Do your worst!"

The devil let out a loud cackle as Ufelzer showed his bravery, the devil could care less about what Ufelzer thought was going to happen.

"Oh dearie no.... not that at all..."

Ufelzer became curious

"Then what?"

The devil showed a sharp toothed grin, his eyes lessening in their glow.

*snap*

all the sudden a large flash of light blinded Ufelzer for just a moment. As he regained his vision he could see his body,seemingly standing and looking into a mirror, he looked down, he seemed normal but something was off.

"what.." he said as the figure came up to him with a wide grin. Ufelzer's eyes grew wide as he saw what had happened.

"WHAT?!NO... NO...NO!"

"Oh yes.." Lucifer said as he looked down at his new body. Lucifer had just played one of the oldest cards in the demon playbook, stealing the body of a mortal, or possession. Lucifer cackled once more as Ufelzer rolled through his despair

"This... This cant be happening! No... no no no..."

"But it is... and its going to be sweet" Lucifer said as he walked past Ufelzer and out the door.

The Devils Plan was in motion, as he walked past Ufelzer and out the door his eyes glowed red once more, the devil would see to it that his plans are completed. The world was to be his, and it started here.

Kyoki Chudoku, Tanabon, East supple lund, Islands of Washington, and 1 otherBoylstinian

Lanorth wrote:The President of Lanorth has announced that half of the prisoners of war of Tanabon have been reported to have been in the streets moving towards a nearby port. As they passed, closely guarded by Tyronian soldiers, they were spat upon, jeered at and as they passed, songs promoting fascism were sung and the Tyronian soldiers did nothing about it. At some, more aggressive parts of the area, sentences such as "Shoot Them On The Spot" were screamed. Rocks were sometimes thrown at the prisoners. Again, the Tyronian soldiers did nothing about it. They would rather join in than intervene.

When they boarded their vessels which would transport them back to Tanabon, they were placed in rooms which only had a dim light, one window and a sleeping bag on the floor with a small, hard pillow. They began their voyage to Tanabon. The Tyronian President did say to his political advisros that he wanted the Tanabonian shot, but they advised against it, so the President backed down, though he still expresses deep hatred for the ones who liberated his country from Nationalism. Though he just had to accept it. Though one day, he would restore his country to greatness. He promised that one day, he would return Nationalism to the state.

The Foreign Ministry expresses concern over the unethical treatment of Tanabonian prisoners of war being transported back to their home country, and that it violates The Prisoners Of War Accord Act which The Third Democratic Republic of Lanorth is a signatory to by being a World Assembly member.

The Foreign Ministry also expresses for the quick resolution towards this dispute between The Third Democratic Republic of Lanorth and The United States of Tanabon.

East supple lund and Boylstinian

Lanorth wrote:The President of Lanorth has announced that half of the prisoners of war of Tanabon have been reported to have been in the streets moving towards a nearby port. As they passed, closely guarded by Tyronian soldiers, they were spat upon, jeered at and as they passed, songs promoting fascism were sung and the Tyronian soldiers did nothing about it. At some, more aggressive parts of the area, sentences such as "Shoot Them On The Spot" were screamed. Rocks were sometimes thrown at the prisoners. Again, the Tyronian soldiers did nothing about it. They would rather join in than intervene.

When they boarded their vessels which would transport them back to Tanabon, they were placed in rooms which only had a dim light, one window and a sleeping bag on the floor with a small, hard pillow. They began their voyage to Tanabon. The Tyronian President did say to his political advisros that he wanted the Tanabonian shot, but they advised against it, so the President backed down, though he still expresses deep hatred for the ones who liberated his country from Nationalism. Though he just had to accept it. Though one day, he would restore his country to greatness. He promised that one day, he would return Nationalism to the state.

"We would rather that we picked up the second batch with our own ships. Expect escorts, but we would like to have them to be picked up Tanabonain Sailors."
-President Hawkins

East supple lund, Lanorth, and Boylstinian

German holy roman empire

Late Night Love

Lucrezia thanked Yuri as he helped her up, she couldn't help but blush though as she looked into his eye once more, she rather enjoyed his complements of her magic and his handsomeness would only add to the package. Lucrezia led him back down the stairs and through the hall they were in earlier, she glanced at him occasionally and smirked as she did so, each time was quite thrilling to her.

"So? What would you want to do now?" she asked him with curiosity, seeing as their families were still seemingly talking to one another. She was gravitating towards him without really even realizing it as she looked back out the windows and at the view. The moon shined down onto her black hair and gold crown, the blue sapphires on them also shining with it. She looked up to Yuri for a minute to see how he'd answer her.

"I mean its up to you, I really dont mind what you pick." she gave him a rather pretty smile but internally she was still nervous as crap.

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Meanwhile Downstairs Paul and Josephine were quite interested in the devide though the method of installing it did seem to irk them some. The royals were exempted from ID recognition chips due to their status but every citizen of the GHRE had to have them, refugees and immigrants had to have them surgically installed even, though for natural born citizens all they had to do was open up a small hole in a babies back and install it there.

"It is a rather interesting piece of Technology... we have it too here in the Republic however Royals are exempted from such measures.."

All the sudden the doors opened from behind them and in came the younger two Prince George and Princess Elizabeth. George had a rather happy smile on his face as he saw the Pandoskan royals standing there.

"Ah Tzar Nikolai! I didnt expect to see you here, Welcome!" he said as he walked over and bowed to him from respect. Elizabeth simply smiled and bowed as well.

George then walked over to the Tzarina and bowed to her as well, giving her a kiss on the hand to show the upmost respect he had for the Pandoskan Royalty. Josephina simple gasped, not thinking the Tzarina would like that very much and balled her fists in anger at George.

"George...." she said with gritted teeth before Paul kissed her on the cheek and held her tight, calming her down for the time being.

"Very sorry about him, sometimes he gets a bit.. overly affectionate." she said, giving George a dagger like stare. George simply gave off a nervous smile, sweating nervously for a moment as Josephine looked at him.

Pandoska

Triekru, Kyoki Chudoku, Aleria and tiristan, Islands of Washington, and 1 otherBoylstinian

Youssath Representative Order

Following the unanimous approval of a proposed resolution titled Prohibit Private Prisons by the General Assembly, the Youssath ambassador to the General Assembly has made the following statements towards GAR #468.

The National Front Council, in agreement with Prohibit Private Prisons intends to vote for in the General Assembly,

1. The Republic of Youssath firmly believes in the concept of the "rule of law", and that no other governmental body or entity is above it.
1.1. Believing that every man, regardless of class, race or religion, should be entitled to a fair judical system under Youssathian law.
1.2. Acknowledging that the morality of our laws reflects greatly upon our populace, and that we must strive to be good law-abiding citizens.
1.3. Declaring that those who are found guilty of breaking the law will be entitled to a fair and just punishment as decreed under Youssathian Law and Acts.
1.4. The "rule of law" is what that determines the World Assembly as we know it today, and current laws are being upheld in the name of its principles.

2. The Republic of Youssath firmly believes that its penal and judicial systems belong only to the state.
2.1. Expressing the right to self-determination, laws drafted in Youssath serve Youssath for the greater good of the state.
2.2. The introduction of private entreprises interfering with the penal and judicial systems can be deemed as "foreign interventionism".
2.3. To preserve her national sovereignty and independence, Youssath will deny any private institutions with intentions, passive or not, to interfere with Youssath political landscape.

3. The Republic of Youssath has banned private enterprises and institutions in its national economy and that only state-owned industries are allowed.
3.1. Declaring that private institutions do not serve the public interest of Youssath and that they serve with an ulterior motive to gain influence and financial backings.
3.2. Prisons are a product of the "penal and judicial systems" as expressed in Clause 2 and it is the property of the Central Government to act as they please.
3.3. The Republic of Youssath has been appalled by the lackluster living conditions and poor standards of living as seen evidently in private prisons.
3.3. In continuation of 3.3, The Republic of Youssath also states that private prison do not provide "basic human dignity and rights" to its inmates.

4. The Republic of Youssath supports greater control of its prisons and judicary system to help maintain a decent standard of living for inmates.

5. The Republic of Youssath applauds the author of Prohibit Private Prisons for recommending such a notion to the General Assembly.

6. The Republic of Youssath encourages all WA member states to vote for this bill as it promotes a more just judiciary environment.

Hereby announces its stance on GAR #468, and that it is final of The Republic of Youssath.

Ambassador - The World Assembly Ministry
Republic of Youssath
Read dispatch

Aleria and tiristan and Boylstinian

The angle of chairty

Lanorth wrote:The President of Lanorth has announced that half of the prisoners of war of Tanabon have been reported to have been in the streets moving towards a nearby port. As they passed, closely guarded by Tyronian soldiers, they were spat upon, jeered at and as they passed, songs promoting fascism were sung and the Tyronian soldiers did nothing about it. At some, more aggressive parts of the area, sentences such as "Shoot Them On The Spot" were screamed. Rocks were sometimes thrown at the prisoners. Again, the Tyronian soldiers did nothing about it. They would rather join in than intervene.

When they boarded their vessels which would transport them back to Tanabon, they were placed in rooms which only had a dim light, one window and a sleeping bag on the floor with a small, hard pillow. They began their voyage to Tanabon. The Tyronian President did say to his political advisros that he wanted the Tanabonian shot, but they advised against it, so the President backed down, though he still expresses deep hatred for the ones who liberated his country from Nationalism. Though he just had to accept it. Though one day, he would restore his country to greatness. He promised that one day, he would return Nationalism to the state.

"Isn't that a good way of shooting yourself in the foot? I mean nationalism is great and all, when you can pull it off, but Lanorth can't and probably shouldn't try. Really, it's either an exaggerated cruelty by weak nations to make them look scary, or a flex by really strong ones who feel insecure. I don't see why a country like Lanorth is even attempting such a failed strategy, unless of course, they feel like they need to look strong to compensate for something."
-The lady Araika, reading a newspaper late at night.

Tanabon, East supple lund, Youssath, and Boylstinian

United island states of southwest asia

The South Pacific

Hey everyone

Territorio di Nessuno, Latin Islands, Rwekazaland, and Boylstinian

United island states of southwest asia wrote:Hey everyone

Hello! Whats goin on?!

United island states of southwest asia

United island states of southwest asia

The South Pacific

Boylstinian wrote:Hello! Whats goin on?!

Not much, just saying hi to you guys in the North and also nations in the East. Just a friendly greeting from the South.

Boylstinian

>People Talking about SR
Empress Monika Schneider is seen looking over SR politics from non-existance

The angle of chairty and Boylstinian

Lectionstan wrote:Oof
-Signed Lectionstan

why was this suppressed? Territorio di Nessuno?

Boylstinian

The realm of platinum wrote:What is your climate? Our climate is, let's say, pretty broken

Sorta tropical. Think of the Bahamas, but with less intense hurricanes.

Boylstinian

United island states of southwest asia wrote:Not much, just saying hi to you guys in the North and also nations in the East. Just a friendly greeting from the South.

Well that's wonderful. We're so lucky to have such incredible neighbors!

Pennsylvania and the commonwealth

Who wants to hear an interesting fact?

Aleria and tiristan

Lectionstan wrote:why was this suppressed? Territorio di Nessuno?

You double posted.

Boylstinian wrote:Well that's wonderful. We're so lucky to have such incredible neighbors!

Don't forget us too. *wink*

Lanorth wrote:The President of Lanorth has announced that half of the prisoners of war of Tanabon have been reported to have been in the streets moving towards a nearby port. As they passed, closely guarded by Tyronian soldiers, they were spat upon, jeered at and as they passed, songs promoting fascism were sung and the Tyronian soldiers did nothing about it. At some, more aggressive parts of the area, sentences such as "Shoot Them On The Spot" were screamed. Rocks were sometimes thrown at the prisoners. Again, the Tyronian soldiers did nothing about it. They would rather join in than intervene.

When they boarded their vessels which would transport them back to Tanabon, they were placed in rooms which only had a dim light, one window and a sleeping bag on the floor with a small, hard pillow. They began their voyage to Tanabon. The Tyronian President did say to his political advisros that he wanted the Tanabonian shot, but they advised against it, so the President backed down, though he still expresses deep hatred for the ones who liberated his country from Nationalism. Though he just had to accept it. Though one day, he would restore his country to greatness. He promised that one day, he would return Nationalism to the state.

“The Kingdom of Western Vapia, and His Majesties Royal Government, demand that the Tyronian Government apologize to the Tanabonian government for the harsh and inhumane treatment of its POWs.”

Tanabon and East supple lund

Post self-deleted by Lanorth.

Western Vapia wrote:“The Kingdom of Western Vapia, and His Majesties Royal Government, demand that the Tyronian Government apologize to the Tanabonian government for the harsh and inhumane treatment of its POWs.”

"The Tyronian Government refuse, stating that they cannot control their population unless they use force and that is not something the Tyronian like to do. What the population do is not in our control. We are a free nation. Our people have the right to express themselves in public. This is just one of their ways of doing so."

East supple lund

Lanorth wrote:"The Tyronian Government refuse, stating that they cannot control their population unless they use force and that is not something the Tyronian like to do. What the population do is not in our control. We are a free nation. Our people have the right to express themselves in public. This is just one of their ways of doing so."

“What kinda failed excuse of a nation can’t even keep its own people in check? Yeesh, I knew you guys changed governments every other week, but I didn’t realize you were *that* close to anarchy! O_O”
-Prime Memeister EdgeLord, confused and amazed at the same time

Tanabon, Aleria and tiristan, and Theocracy of isobania

Peace out

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