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I need the Gloogloo Trans’layshuns.

Rahul Raghuraman wrote:No. I just have PFRUT: post-French in response to Unidalanian trauma.

Did you translate what I said? That’s basically what I was saying. Ah sayin know wum sayin?

Rahul Raghuraman wrote:Suem ehiari, be vizep naa riaenkek id takola plari? Naa kognek dé dima via ze dé kontasprikas suan.

That would be good, but why not incorporate it into our regular theme? If not, we don’t know how long it’d be our theme.

Rahul Raghuraman wrote:Var klarev, benem jaa i cu bena; qwenem kognev ja hak dar takola on har maca oa wéotermi.

To clarify, I think your idea is good; but I want to know if it’d be just for this month or indefinitely.

Nazbeth

Nazbeth wrote:Did you translate what I said? That’s basically what I was saying. Ah sayin know wum sayin?

No. I have too much Tiricia.

Nazbeth

Rahul Raghuraman wrote:That would be good, but why not incorporate it into our regular theme? If not, we don’t know how long it’d be our theme.

To clarify, I think your idea is good; but I want to know if it’d be just for this month or indefinitely.

I think we should incorporate it into our regular theme, at least until we see drastic political change. Removing the racist clown named Donald Trump from office would be a good start.

Rahul Raghuraman wrote:No. I have too much Tiricia.

First I said “ah sayin know what I’m sayin” and then I basically said “remember that time when C&C and I replied to your Unidalanian RMB spam with French and you banjected us”

Nazbeth wrote:I think we should incorporate it into our regular theme, at least until we see drastic political change.

I’ll leave the implementation of this to the person who has never had an oval gradient as a national flag.

Nazbeth wrote:Removing the racist clown named Donald Trump from office would be a good start.

Don’t forget Congress and the states. Biden wouldn’t get any progress with a red Senate.

Nazbeth

Nazbeth wrote:First I said “ah sayin know what I’m sayin” and then I basically said “remember that time when C&C and I replied to your Unidalanian RMB spam with French and you banjected us”

That reminds me of the time I banjected you and CC for being Korvon and Hiihii despite Korvon not having done anything wrong and Hiihii anything actually meaningful.

Nazbeth

Since it seems like you’ve left, I’m going to leave now to work on TE.

Nazbeth

Rahul Raghuraman wrote:Since it seems like you’ve left, I’m going to leave now to work on TE.

Excellent. I will implement the changes soon.

As promised:

In the still-brutally cold early months of the year 305, the Excordiation was dealt a startling blow, its most ardent supporters now significantly more cautious in their commitment, its leaders beginning to exchange worried communications between each other, and its opposition hoping to resolve this entire matter quickly and decisively. Elector Noros IV Lyka had been diagnosed with the Plague of Dyras, a fearsome disease that had troubled the peninsula ever since it entered Unidalania three centuries ago through the maritime city-state of Dyras. The plague took little time to pass a victim, and it could not be passed between humans — it was only through contact with contaminated items that others received it — but what so worried the Excordiants about Noros’s reception of the plague was that, despite the accumulated knowledge of the medical societies, the Plague of Dyras was incurable.

In the days after Noros was diagnosed, he was either going to survive the plague relatively unharmed or die quickly yet excruciatingly. It was the unavoidable chance of death that worried both Cordians and Excordiants across the peninsula, as his successor — as determined by Lyka’s unique succession laws — would be Exollos Lyka: young, arrogant, impulsive, and worst of all, a fierce militarist.

Fortunately, Noros lived through the day during which as well as the day after which he was diagnosed with the plague, his body showing no signs of succumbing. The following day, feeling confident that he would survive, Noros dispatched messengers to his allies, Elector-Regent Mettsen of Syntiria and Elector Wesiros Arvenia, telling them to put their worries to rest and inviting them to convene at Lykum to consider the future of the Excordiant League.

Then, on the fourth day, the twenty-nine-year old elector of Lyka died to the Plague of Dyras. Mettsen and Wesiros hadn’t even received Noros’s dispatch when the Lykan government sent out another group of messengers, this time announcing the death of its ruler. Following tradition, before the inauguration of Exollos, the Lykan advisory council officially bestowed Noros IV the honorific “the Honest.” And during the crowning of Elector Exollos Lyka, she gave herself an honorific, breaking severely from the tradition of the advisory council granting one an honorific after one’s death. Lyka’s new leader was now Exollos the Undying.

So, instead of the Excordiation’s leaders meeting to contemplate their future, it was Emperor Ennisos VI Kattornika who held a convention in the cool spring of 305 to find allies. Despite all his capriciousness, Ennisos knew what the rise of Exollos meant for the Pentarchy: it was one step closer to war. If the other side of this ever-growing conflict was to attack Kattornika, Ennisos knew he could rely on Hyraxia, as his alliance with Hephloros III was the strongest in the peninsula, and on Praxia, for he held as much power there as he did in his homeland. But unlike past war or insurrection, much of the Electorate would not support the Emperor. Lyka and Syntiria, of course, wanted nothing to do with Kattornika, but now that Wesiros Arvenia supported their cause, the military strength of the Excordiant League more than matched that of his alliance.

So, for all his impulsive and erratic actions, Ennisos finally followed his council’s counsel and held a convention with Hyraxia to plan the creation of the Cordian League. Ennisos and Hephloros’s first day was spent planning and formalizing the first steps they would take if attacked by the Excordiant League. They then shifted to discussions regarding further diplomacy. Because Kattornika’s army was too elite and expensive to keep standing and Hyraxia’s navy was configured for trade in a manner that would take months to undo, the Excordiant League currently had a military strength frighteningly comparable to the Kattornikans’, not to mention the mobilization that was sure to come with Exollos ruling Lyka.

Ennisos’s first thought was to use the loyalty of the remaining elector, Erisia, at the time led by staunch Cordian Verisos II, to grow his league. Hephloros, while younger, was the more politically acute of the two, and suggested securing new alliances rather than further instituting existing ones.

For the next week, Ennisos and Hephloros — two of the most influential Kattornikas in the dynasty’s history — worked on a series of documents and plans that would not be revealed to the public — or almost anyone else, for that matter — for many months.

That day, the day after the end of 305’s winter festivals, the first day of the year 306, the Treaty of Cordian Solidarity was signed. The deliberations of the Convention of 305 had eventually returned to Ennisos’s first thoughts, as Erisia joined the Cordian League. The treaty also brought two new countries into the league: Plesa, a Free City neighboring and heavily reliant on Kattornika, and Genetia, a small yet powerful Merchant Republic whose immense wealth and strong navy, Ennisos and Hephloros hoped, would deter the Excordiants from attacking. And if war was to erupt, neighboring Lyka owed Genetia several favors that would help sway the tide.

For now, though, almost all members of both the Cordian and Excordiant Leagues were hoping with all their will that the devastation and wrath of war would not descend upon them.

Then, in the waning days of 306, Exollos Lyka sent her most loyal operatives into the court of a Cordian nation. Their mission? Assassinate Verisos II, drawing enough attention to let Exollos quietly mobilize her army on the Genetian border.

Nazbeth

QRCCs?

Nazbeth

For a good summer read, read 1984 by George Orwell. It is a masterpiece! If you are unfamiliar with works of Orwell or dystopian books in general, start off by reading Animal Farm to get used to his style. Or, you can just dive into 1984.

Rahul Raghuraman and Nazbeth

also anime reccomendations are appreciated

Rahul Raghuraman and Nazbeth

Naz, have you seen the newest chapter of The Excordiation?

Rahul Raghuraman wrote:As promised:

In the still-brutally cold early months of the year 305, the Excordiation was dealt a startling blow, its most ardent supporters now significantly more cautious in their commitment, its leaders beginning to exchange worried communications between each other, and its opposition hoping to resolve this entire matter quickly and decisively. Elector Noros IV Lyka had been diagnosed with the Plague of Dyras, a fearsome disease that had troubled the peninsula ever since it entered Unidalania three centuries ago through the maritime city-state of Dyras. The plague took little time to pass a victim, and it could not be passed between humans — it was only through contact with contaminated items that others received it — but what so worried the Excordiants about Noros’s reception of the plague was that, despite the accumulated knowledge of the medical societies, the Plague of Dyras was incurable.

In the days after Noros was diagnosed, he was either going to survive the plague relatively unharmed or die quickly yet excruciatingly. It was the unavoidable chance of death that worried both Cordians and Excordiants across the peninsula, as his successor — as determined by Lyka’s unique succession laws — would be Exollos Lyka: young, arrogant, impulsive, and worst of all, a fierce militarist.

Fortunately, Noros lived through the day during which as well as the day after which he was diagnosed with the plague, his body showing no signs of succumbing. The following day, feeling confident that he would survive, Noros dispatched messengers to his allies, Elector-Regent Mettsen of Syntiria and Elector Wesiros Arvenia, telling them to put their worries to rest and inviting them to convene at Lykum to consider the future of the Excordiant League.

Then, on the fourth day, the twenty-nine-year old elector of Lyka died to the Plague of Dyras. Mettsen and Wesiros hadn’t even received Noros’s dispatch when the Lykan government sent out another group of messengers, this time announcing the death of its ruler. Following tradition, before the inauguration of Exollos, the Lykan advisory council officially bestowed Noros IV the honorific “the Honest.” And during the crowning of Elector Exollos Lyka, she gave herself an honorific, breaking severely from the tradition of the advisory council granting one an honorific after one’s death. Lyka’s new leader was now Exollos the Undying.

So, instead of the Excordiation’s leaders meeting to contemplate their future, it was Emperor Ennisos VI Kattornika who held a convention in the cool spring of 305 to find allies. Despite all his capriciousness, Ennisos knew what the rise of Exollos meant for the Pentarchy: it was one step closer to war. If the other side of this ever-growing conflict was to attack Kattornika, Ennisos knew he could rely on Hyraxia, as his alliance with Hephloros III was the strongest in the peninsula, and on Praxia, for he held as much power there as he did in his homeland. But unlike past war or insurrection, much of the Electorate would not support the Emperor. Lyka and Syntiria, of course, wanted nothing to do with Kattornika, but now that Wesiros Arvenia supported their cause, the military strength of the Excordiant League more than matched that of his alliance.

So, for all his impulsive and erratic actions, Ennisos finally followed his council’s counsel and held a convention with Hyraxia to plan the creation of the Cordian League. Ennisos and Hephloros’s first day was spent planning and formalizing the first steps they would take if attacked by the Excordiant League. They then shifted to discussions regarding further diplomacy. Because Kattornika’s army was too elite and expensive to keep standing and Hyraxia’s navy was configured for trade in a manner that would take months to undo, the Excordiant League currently had a military strength frighteningly comparable to the Kattornikans’, not to mention the mobilization that was sure to come with Exollos ruling Lyka.

Ennisos’s first thought was to use the loyalty of the remaining elector, Erisia, at the time led by staunch Cordian Verisos II, to grow his league. Hephloros, while younger, was the more politically acute of the two, and suggested securing new alliances rather than further instituting existing ones.

For the next week, Ennisos and Hephloros — two of the most influential Kattornikas in the dynasty’s history — worked on a series of documents and plans that would not be revealed to the public — or almost anyone else, for that matter — for many months.

That day, the day after the end of 305’s winter festivals, the first day of the year 306, the Treaty of Cordian Solidarity was signed. The deliberations of Cordian Convention of 305 had eventually returned to Ennisos’s first thoughts, as Erisia joined the Cordian League. The treaty also brought two new countries into the league: Plesa, a Free City neighboring and heavily reliant on Kattornika, and Genetia, a small yet powerful Merchant Republic whose immense wealth and strong navy, Ennisos and Hephloros hoped, would deter the Excordiants from attacking. And if war was to erupt, neighboring Lyka owed Genetia several favors that would help sway the tide.

For now, though, almost all members of both the Cordian and Excordiant Leagues were hoping with all their will that the devastation and wrath of war would not descend upon them.

Then, in the waning days of 306, Exollos Lyka sent her most loyal operatives into the court of a Cordian nation. Their mission? Assassinate Verisos II, drawing enough attention to let Exollos quietly mobilize her army on the Genetian border.

Nazbeth

Rahul Raghuraman wrote:Naz, have you seen the newest chapter of The Excordiation?

Somehow, I actually missed that. Reading now!

Rahul Raghuraman wrote:QRCCs?

1. Of course Noros was going to die. The moment I read “had been diagnosed with the Plague of Dyras” I was like... he’s screwed.

2. His council’s counsel. A nice play on words.

3. I hardly saw any errors, well done. The one I did find is very nit-picky. In the third to last paragraph, shouldn’t “the deliberations of Cordian Convention” be “the deliberations of the Cordian Convention”?

4. Assassination plots are always exciting. The plot thickens! (no pun intended)

I swear, the tension has been building for the last six chapters. Can’t they all just declare war on each other already? I’m guessing this assassination plot will be the trigger, Gavrilo Princip-style.

Nazbeth wrote:1. Of course Noros was going to die. The moment I read “had been diagnosed with the Plague of Dyras” I was like... he’s screwed.

2. His council’s counsel. A nice play on words.

3. I hardly saw any errors, well done. The one I did find is very nit-picky. In the third to last paragraph, shouldn’t “the deliberations of Cordian Convention” be “the deliberations of the Cordian Convention”?

4. Assassination plots are always exciting. The plot thickens! (no pun intended)

1. What do you make of Exollos?

2. I created cleverness shortly after I invented humor.

3. Thanks, and as a grammar enforcer, no error is too small for me.

4. But will it succeed?

Nazbeth

Rahul Raghuraman wrote:1. What do you make of Exollos?

2. I created cleverness shortly after I invented humor.

3. Thanks, and as a grammar enforcer, no error is too small for me.

4. But will it succeed?

1. The “young, arrogant, impulsive” reminds me of Ennisos. Throw in militarist and you’ve got your trigger. Sure, no one wants war, but when you’ve got someone like that at the forefront of the Excordiation, it’s becoming inevitable.

Nazbeth wrote:1. The “young, arrogant, impulsive” reminds me of Ennisos. Throw in militarist and you’ve got your trigger. Sure, no one wants war, but when you’ve got someone like that at the forefront of the Excordiation, it’s becoming inevitable.

Good analysis. I agree that she’s pretty much the Excordiants version of Ennisos, but remember: now that much of the peninsula has been divided between the two leagues, neither of them is the sole leader on their side anymore. I think both Excordiants and Cordians hope people like Mettsen and Verisos, respectively, will be able to cancel out the recklessness of people like Exollos and Ennisos. Certainly those rulers’ councils don’t want a massive war to descend upon their countries either, but advice is only so powerful.

Nazbeth

Here’s another one!

Exollos Lyka proved her worthiness to the Excordiant cause when, mere weeks after her dispatch of assassins meant to kill Elector Verisos II Erisia, she ratified the Pact of Five. That many Free Cities — the most protected, and thus the most prized, nations of their size in the Pentarchy — were now full and grateful members of the Excordiant League. Aneta: neighboring Kattornika, Praxia, and Hyraxia, yet full of the elite power holders who embraced Excordiantism; Chona: a neighbor of the now-Cordian Genetia and a constant target of embargoes and tariffs for refusing to agree to its trade deals; Ifalla: near Syntiria and dependent on its grain exports; Dralda: a city split by a river practically owned by Kattornikan and Hyraxian merchants; and Aresva, a displeased member of the Genetian trade network — now, thanks to Exollos, fully committed to the Excordiation.

But Exollos was still as flawed as she was upon her rise to power, and demanded some sort of tribute from both Syntiria and Arvenia to repay her for her deed. She expected each country’s leader to act independently, complying with her demand to avoid disunity within the League, but instead found her command declined by both Mettsen and Wesiros.

Despite this lesson, though, Exollos remained determined to wrest power from her peers and claim total control over the Excordiant League.

Verisos II Erisia took pride in his unwavering loyalty and conformity to Cordian teachings and practices. His predecessors had all followed the Cordian establishment, he followed the establishment, and he hoped his successors would continue to uphold what he saw as a truly Erisian way of life. And because Cordian beliefs emphasized the importance of a connection between a leader and their people, Verisos decided to pass the summer festivals of 306 with his fellow Erisians, regardless of whatever Excordiation-related tension there may have been. In fact, he believed time spent with his populace would ease those tensions.

After learning of the elector’s epiphany, Exollos Lyka’s assassins split into two groups. Members of the first group were to disguise themselves as festivalists visiting from Nivarra and attend the Aynora festivals, the largest in Erisia. The assassins hoped that any connection found between an attempt on Verisos’s life and Nivarra would distance it from the Cordian League: the maritime power’s recent disastrous war against Ciena and Choria would have bankrupted its government had it not been for generous Kattornikan subsidies. The second group posed as Erisian and was to attend the festivals of Erisium — the capital — with hopes of fomenting unrest and creating an exaggerated sense of polarization.

The agents’ chance came in the final week of festivities. The false Nivarran team spotted Verisos traveling around the walls of Aynora, but the time it took to regroup and push through the swaths of people crowding all parts of the city, the ruler’s procession was out of Aynora. It had switched paths and was now on the road to Erisium, the site of the second team. Half of the team returned to the city center as quickly as they had left it, scrambling to hire the fastest messenger their munificent mound of money could muster. The other half immediately departed for Erisium: a backup plan in case a sufficient messenger couldn’t be found.

In fact, neither of those plans were necessary, as the assassins stationed in Erisium received word of Verisos’s imminent arrival from city sentries trying to keep the public’s spirits high in the wake of a storm damaging many parade displays beyond repair. The operatives once again split, this time completely. Each person was assigned a section of the city, and was supposed to send a smoke signal — a prompt predetermined by Exollos herself — if Verisos entered their section. The rest of the team would see the signal and converge on its location.

The first assassin failed to catch sight of her target. Verisos’s procession never entered the northwest section of Erisium.

The second assassin, assigned to the northeast, never saw Verisos, either.

Neither did the assassins assigned to the southeast, the southwest, or the city center. In fact, Verisos never even arrived in Erisium.

The panicked question on all their minds was answered at the end of that day when two Nivarran festivalists sent out a smoke signal at the city’s south gate. They explained that Verisos was never going to arrive in Erisium… because he was dead. They had killed him.

It was mere hours after Exollos received a report from her assassins that Verisos’s death was confirmed to have been by knife, and that Deros Erisia was crowned Elector of Erisia. Both new rulers now knew that Verisos the Traditional had been killed, and Deros pledged to work to root out and destroy the perpetrators until they were killed... or she was.

And Unidalania was another step closer to war.

Nazbeth

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Rahul Raghuraman wrote:Here’s another one!

Exollos Lyka proved her worthiness to the Excordiant cause when, mere weeks after her dispatch of assassins meant to kill Elector Verisos II Erisia, she ratified the Pact of Five. That many Free Cities — the most protected, and thus the most prized, nations of their size in the Pentarchy — were now full and grateful members of the Excordiant League. Aneta: neighboring Kattornika, Praxia, and Hyraxia, yet full of the elite power holders who embraced Excordiantism; Chona: a neighbor of the now-Cordian Genetia and a constant target of embargoes and tariffs for refusing to agree to its trade deals; Ifalla: near Syntiria and dependent on its grain exports; Dralda: a city split by a river practically owned by Kattornikan and Hyraxian merchants; and Aresva, a displeased member of the Genetian trade network — now, thanks to Exollos, fully committed to the Excordiation.

But Exollos was still as flawed as she was upon her rise to power, and demanded some sort of tribute from both Syntiria and Arvenia to repay her for her deed. She expected each country’s leader to act independently, complying with her demand to avoid disunity within the League, but instead found her command declined by both Mettsen and Wesiros.

Despite this lesson, though, Exollos remained determined to wrest power from her peers and claim total control over the Excordiant League.

Verisos II Erisia took pride in his unwavering loyalty and conformity to Cordian teachings and practices. His predecessors had all followed the Cordian establishment, he followed the establishment, and he hoped his successors would continue to uphold what he saw as a truly Erisian way of life. And because Cordian beliefs emphasized the importance of a connection between a leader and their people, Verisos decided to pass the summer festivals of 306 with his fellow Erisians, regardless of whatever Excordiation-related tension there may have been. In fact, he believed time spent with his populace would ease those tensions.

After learning of the elector’s epiphany, Exollos Lyka’s assassins split into two groups. Members of the first group were to disguise themselves as festivalists visiting from Nivarra and attend the Aynora festivals, the largest in Erisia. The assassins hoped that any connection found between an attempt on Verisos’s life and Nivarra would distance it from the Cordian League: the maritime power’s recent disastrous war against Ciena and Choria would have bankrupted its government had it not been for generous Kattornikan subsidies. The second group posed as Erisian and was to attend the festivals of Erisium — the capital — with hopes of fomenting unrest and creating an exaggerated sense of polarization.

The agents’ chance came in the final week of festivities. The false Nivarran team spotted Verisos traveling around the walls of Aynora, but the time it took to regroup and push through the swaths of people crowding all parts of the city, the ruler’s procession was out of Aynora. It had switched paths and was now on the road to Erisium, the site of the second team. Half of the team returned to the city center as quickly as they had left it, scrambling to hire the fastest messenger their munificent mound of money could muster. The other half immediately departed for Erisium: a backup plan in case a sufficient messenger couldn’t be found.

In fact, neither of those plans were necessary, as the assassins stationed in Erisium received word of Verisos’s imminent arrival from city sentries trying to keep the public’s spirits high in the wake of a storm damaging many parade displays beyond repair. The operatives once again split, this time completely. Each person was assigned a section of the city, and was supposed to send a smoke signal — a prompt predetermined by Exollos herself — if Verisos entered their section. The rest of the team would see the signal and converge on its location.

The first assassin failed to catch sight of her target. Verisos’s procession never entered the northwest section of Erisium.

The second assassin, assigned to the northeast, never saw Verisos, either.

Neither did the assassins assigned to the southeast, the southwest, or the city center. In fact, Verisos never even arrived in Erisium.

The panicked question on all their minds was answered at the end of that day when two Nivarran festivalists sent out a smoke signal at the city’s south gate. They explained that Verisos was never going to arrive in Erisium… because he was dead. They had killed him.

It was mere hours after Exollos received a report from her assassins that Verisos’s death was confirmed to have been by knife, and that Deros Erisia was crowned Elector of Erisia. Both new rulers now knew that Verisos the Traditional had been killed, and Deros pledged to work to root out and destroy the perpetrators until they were killed... or she was.

And Unidalania was another step closer to war.

Didn’t see that one coming! Heh... I mean... I did.

A few weeks ago, you thought the Excordiants wouldn’t be able to take on the Cordians if war broke out. Now?

Also, what do you think of the alliteration? Half of the team returned to the city center as quickly as they had left it, scrambling to hire the fastest messenger their munificent mound of money could muster.

Nazbeth

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