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Treadwellia wrote:Tubbius the Rotund, being a farmer Himself for a long time, manages to see the moose safely back to their pens. Mmph mmph!

Tubbius used to be a farmer? Lady Zaharra must admit, she can can hardly envision her fat friend doing hard manual labor, from the rise to the set, without Him being much leaner. And perhaps with a magnificent goatee!

I'd like to tell you guys about a planned inter-regional RP with the region Caer sidi. If you have any ideas for what that RP could be, they would be considered. We are thinking it will last at most a week, so anything too complex is...well, too complex.

Loftegen 3 wrote:Tubbius used to be a farmer? Lady Zaharra must admit, she can can hardly envision her fat friend doing hard manual labor, from the rise to the set, without Him being much leaner. And perhaps with a magnificent goatee!

Tubbius has owned pigs for many years. You are what you raise and eat?

Momo peoples republic and Loftegen 3

Momo peoples republic

Demonos wrote:Welcome to our region. Looks like you're a Phoenix now... stay awhile. Our region is a bit stranger and stronger than most. Anything goes really, so long as you're respectful and not a bloody nazi.

The Principality has done all she can to utilize our embassies and bring in foreign nations for policy debate. We think there should be a concerted effort to increase interregional dialogue, wouldn't you say?

We couldn't agree more dear friend. Our delegate at least deserves a [b
[quote=mzeusia;39601678]I'd like to tell you guys about a planned inter-regional RP with the region Caer sidi. If you have any ideas for what that RP could be, they would be considered. We are thinking it will last at most a week, so anything too complex is...well, too complex.

I will be very glad to participate

Demonos, Mzeusia, and Loftegen 3

Loftegen 3

Treadwellia wrote:Tubbius has owned pigs for many years. You are what you raise and eat?

Oh, I can see it now!

Not all these, laid in bed majestical,
Can sleep so soundly as the wretched slave,
Who, with a body filled and vacant mind,
Gets him to rest, crammed with distressful bread;

Never sees horrid night, the child of hell,
But, like a lackey, from the rise to set
Sweats in the eye of Phoebus, and all night
Sleeps in Elysium; next day after dawn,
Doth rise and help Hyperion to his horse,
And follows so the ever-running year
With profitable labor to his grave.

And, but for ceremony, such a wretch,
Winding up days with toil and nights with sleep,
Had the forehand and vantage of a king.

Momo peoples republic

Loftegen 3 wrote:Oh, I can see it now!

Not all these, laid in bed majestical,
Can sleep so soundly as the wretched slave,
Who, with a body filled and vacant mind,
Gets him to rest, crammed with distressful bread;

Never sees horrid night, the child of hell,
But, like a lackey, from the rise to set
Sweats in the eye of Phoebus, and all night
Sleeps in Elysium; next day after dawn,
Doth rise and help Hyperion to his horse,
And follows so the ever-running year
With profitable labor to his grave.

And, but for ceremony, such a wretch,
Winding up days with toil and nights with sleep,
Had the forehand and vantage of a king.

Poetry!

Mmph mmph mmph MMPH! Mmph mmph mmph mmph MMPH!

Momo peoples republic

****MOOSE STEW*****

Come and get it folks! Remember.... 3 feet distance between each other! Remember to use the sanitizer spray before dishing your stews and lastly, no mask, NO STEW! If you don't have a mask, you will be provided ONE!

*Dishes stews*

*places Dr Pepper cans on the table next to stews*

Come on folks, line up, ONE AT A TIME!

Sneyland, gather the little meese into the pen! And make sure we have no more than 2 people at a time in the pen!

*****IF YOU HAVE COVID LIKE SYMPTOMS, YOU CAN BE REFUSED STEWS******

Get in LINE!

Treadwellia, New vedan, Momo peoples republic, Demonos, and 1 otherMzeusia

New adelsin wrote:****MOOSE STEW*****

Come and get it folks! Remember.... 3 feet distance between each other! Remember to use the sanitizer spray before dishing your stews and lastly, no mask, NO STEW! If you don't have a mask, you will be provided ONE!

*Dishes stews*

*places Dr Pepper cans on the table next to stews*

Come on folks, line up, ONE AT A TIME!

Sneyland, gather the little meese into the pen! And make sure we have no more than 2 people at a time in the pen!

*****IF YOU HAVE COVID LIKE SYMPTOMS, YOU CAN BE REFUSED STEWS******

Get in LINE!

*gets in line despite having a blistering fever and nasty cough.*

New adelsin wrote:****MOOSE STEW*****

Come and get it folks! Remember.... 3 feet distance between each other! Remember to use the sanitizer spray before dishing your stews and lastly, no mask, NO STEW! If you don't have a mask, you will be provided ONE!

*Dishes stews*

*places Dr Pepper cans on the table next to stews*

Come on folks, line up, ONE AT A TIME!

Sneyland, gather the little meese into the pen! And make sure we have no more than 2 people at a time in the pen!

*****IF YOU HAVE COVID LIKE SYMPTOMS, YOU CAN BE REFUSED STEWS******

Get in LINE!

Where would we be without your stew?
Cheers!

Treadwellia, Momo peoples republic, and Debussy

New vedan wrote:*gets in line despite having a blistering fever and nasty cough.*

*proceeds to put on a hazmat suit and remove New Vedan from the line*

Sneyland, man the tables please. I need to 'dispose' of something.... >_>

Demonos

New adelsin wrote:*proceeds to put on a hazmat suit and remove New Vedan from the line*

Sneyland, man the tables please. I need to 'dispose' of something.... >_>

*ducks out from under you and coughs on Sneyland.*

New adelsin wrote:****MOOSE STEW*****

Come and get it folks! Remember.... 3 feet distance between each other! Remember to use the sanitizer spray before dishing your stews and lastly, no mask, NO STEW! If you don't have a mask, you will be provided ONE!

*Dishes stews*

*places Dr Pepper cans on the table next to stews*

Come on folks, line up, ONE AT A TIME!

Sneyland, gather the little meese into the pen! And make sure we have no more than 2 people at a time in the pen!

*****IF YOU HAVE COVID LIKE SYMPTOMS, YOU CAN BE REFUSED STEWS******

Get in LINE!

*coughs* Can I have some stew?

New vedan

Loftegen 3 wrote:You mean an indian who doesn't have to pay tax on it?

Hey white boi! Cigarettes and firewater, come and get them, tax free!

Yes and it was delicious

Ashoy wrote:*coughs* Can I have some stew?

>__>

Tubby One wants His moose stew without a side of sickness, please.

Demonos, Guiness Freaks, and Debussy

New adelsin wrote:>__>

It's reality unfortunately. People who are ill want others to suffer as they do.

how I become a citizen?

Locatioria wrote:how I become a citizen?

By working for the moose farm for a month. >_>

Treadwellia, New vedan, and Guiness Freaks

Locatioria wrote:how I become a citizen?

Check out our shareholder application process on our forum!

The united nikland wrote:Is there a region map on here

page=dispatch/id=1363017#map

Locatioria wrote:how I become a citizen?

Register here: https://nslazarus.com/ and then apply for citizenship here: https://www.nslazarus.com/showthread.php?tid=72 :)

Honeydewistania

Hey guys! Check out the writing contest!

Eight days to go! Deadline can be extended.

Here's a link to the Mzeusian Library which has every dispatch.

Here's a link to The Dispatch Writing Guide to help you write a good dispatch.

LazCorp Writing Competiton

About
Greetings Lazarenes. I am here to announce the beginning of a new regional writing competition. It will take place on the forums, can be found Link here and is open to anyone in Lazarus.

What is the topic and when is it due?
The topic is your nation. You can write anything to do with your nation, be it a newspaper article about a particularly interesting horserace, a diary entry from your leader or an account of a great military victory. As long as it is about something in your nation, you can write about it.
The deadline for submissions is a month from today although this may be subject to change, If it does change, you will be informed.

How will it all work?
You will enter your submission on the forums in a dedicated thread. If your having trouble, you can always TG it to me, Mzeusia and I will put it in the right place. After the dealine, I will consider all the entries and pick one winner. I will also pick runners up. The amount of them depends on the amount of entries but only up to a point.

I have a question
A question? Okay. Just telegram me, Mzeusia, quote me on the RMB or find me on Discord. My username is Mzeusia#8685.

Best of Luck with your Writing!
Read dispatch

Owans, Momo peoples republic, and Kingdom of Napels

In Treadwellia, despite it being the middle of summer, Tubbius Magic keeps the countryside blanketed in white, fluffy snow that keeps falling on everything. This morning, children visiting the palace enjoy making the roundest snow-Tubbius that they can as a gift to His Rotundity. Tubbius happily watches with a mug of hot chocolate in mittened hand while, inside the palace, Mrs. Tubbius sees to the eternally infant babies in the family nursery. All is well in Treadwellia.

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