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In honor of your new residence, I got you a housewarming gift. It's a toilet brush. I hope you get years of good use out of it.
Swallows it.
Well, that's one approach. Would you like this box of urinal cakes?--You might enjoy a minty-fresh breath mint.
Zany Zanes, Unstable microscopic blackhole, and Consuela de la Morrela
More video from the girl I always stan
https://youtu.be/R08hGexV4Dg
Brocklandia and Tercania islands
The urinal cakes get sucked in.
Brocklandia, Songs you dont understand, Lady hevoline, and Consuela de la Morrela
Throughs my stash of crack the pop
Now the police have no evidence against me
hehehehhehehhehehehehehehehehehehehheheehehheheeheheh
hi guys
Brocklandia and Songs you dont understand
Evidence? What evidence? I see none of that pesky evidence stuff here.
Hey can I have a bit of the spaghetti monster in the basement to take home. I overslept in your basement and we’ve grown quite close.
I'm a boy lol
You've mentioned that before, yes, but what does that have to do with your rampaging desire to wear her bustier?
Zany Zanes and Songs you dont understand
Like a little starter culture? Sure. Here's a bucket of pasta and marinara sauce I scraped off the walls of its cage this morning. Feed it a steady diet of parmesan cheese and basil, and in just a few months you'll have a li'l spaghetti monster of your own.
Thanks, here's your tip. *hands chocolate bar*
That's awkward. I would rather do her laundry including her bustier that she wore.
It's only awkward if you forget to deactivate the security cameras. Otherwise, doing her laundry is a good approach. That way you can try on anything you want--and if it comes back to her stretched, you can blame the dryer.
Besides, since you claim you're a boy, chances are your bodacious ta-tas are smaller than hers, so you're less likely to stretch the bustier. You get to try on her outfits, and she gets free laundry service--how is that not win-win for both of you?
Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, and Songs you dont understand
Squeal! Thanks!
*Snatches the bar and runs off to the back room*
Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, and Tercania islands
Woo
Hmm, the only other entities I've seen in my restroom are drain flies and black mold. Maybe one day they will ascend to some greater state of consciousness and then I, too, will be in possession of a magic restroom. One can always hope.
"Hope"? What's that? Is it related to the existential despair that fills our every waking moment here at the Bar?
Zany Zanes and Tercania islands
The Witness stirs from one of their many slumbers, waving their hand. A piece of paper then drops onto the bar counter from above and they go back to sleep.
Is closely related to cream
Bound by similar lifeblood
It's the same dairy theme
I knew a mad god
(Though all gods are mad)
Who treated it as holy
And that isn't really bad
For the melty zing you need
For the sake of those down
For taking the edge off veggies
Cheese takes the crown
Tercania islands, PR Megaforce, and Songs you dont understand
Yes
no
*while taking a class*
and we put a semi-colon at the end of the line, because this is a real programming language not "python"
Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, and Tercania islands
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