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Kilkire wrote:This sign can't stop me because I can't read!

Insert Padme mustafar speech here

Kampf Empire, Kilkire, Lerasi, and La Xinga

Plazland wrote:We need to have a Scotland based nation

AYE
WE uͬnͤdͩeͣfͨiͭnͤeͩd SHEEP FOR A uͬnͤdͩeͣfͨiͭnͤeͩd LIVIN'!
WE ALSO uͬnͤdͩeͣfͨiͭnͤeͩd uͬnͤdͩeͣfͨiͭnͤeͩd AND uͬnͤdͩeͣfͨiͭnͤeͩd!

Zeritae wrote:Who pung me!?

What do you want?

ArenaC wrote:Dr. AC continues to bore himself.

"I am bored. Bored am I."

"My escape from the womb was long and hard."

The Gunter from another dimension challenges you to French UNO

Pakitsk wrote:With the Emperor and his train of attendants in Verden, the business of deciding what to do about the Dutch princes has been under considerable discussion. Each day, North Sea delegates request in the most humble terms punishment, of any kind, of the belligerent Dutch. The most common suggestion is total surrender of the Frisian and Hollander fleets to the North Sea League, or at least to its constituent cities, and relinquishment of their trade rights. Meanwhile, the blockade of Frisia has been continuing for the last month, although the captains of the joint fleet are careful to avoid escalating the situation further. One day, however, the Hamburger ships receive new orders: they are to bombard the town of Norderney, on the line of islands parallel to the Frisian coast, in order that the burghers of the city may pressure their prince to apologize to the North Sea League.

Alas.

The Emperor has something else in mind, but, for now, he orders that the fleets of the Dutch Princes be ceded to the North Sea League. When one of the dutch princes complained, he was shot. His lands are now core territories of Osterreich.

The Emperor has the rest of the dutch princes swear fealty to him once more, threatening to repeat his previous actions. He also tells Hamburg not to get too cocky. The retinue is scheduled to return to Vienna to meet up with the summoned Princes.

Rage mage wrote:The Gunter from another dimension challenges you to French UNO

AC obliges.

"Oui! L'amener sur!"

Rage mage

New union of sovereign soviet republics wrote:The Socialist Union will not allow a Foreign Naval Presence in our Territorial Waters any longer.

You have 6 Days to remove the fleet before we Force it out of the Strait

You have no right to make such a demand of Nova-Columbia, and your attempts to do so do not reflect kindly upon the honor of your nation. Our fleets shall not withdraw, and any attempts to force them to do so will be met with equal force to that which is dispensed. Nova-Columbia has no wish for conflict, but these routes are vital to the defense of our nation and shall not be abandoned. We strongly advise you do not force us into a conflict that neither of us wish for.

- Primarch Elena Andronikos

ArenaC wrote:AC obliges.

"Oui! L'amener sur!"

The Afrikaan version.

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Nishikawa corporation

Any Japanese themed nations out there?

Nishikawa corporation wrote:Any Japanese themed nations out there?

Shinnokawa

Nishikawa corporation

Nova-Columbia wrote:Shinnokawa

Thankyou sir/madame

Lerasi wrote:Alas.

The Emperor has something else in mind, but, for now, he orders that the fleets of the Dutch Princes be ceded to the North Sea League. When one of the dutch princes complained, he was shot. His lands are now core territories of Osterreich.

The Emperor has the rest of the dutch princes swear fealty to him once more, threatening to repeat his previous actions. He also tells Hamburg not to get too cocky. The retinue is scheduled to return to Vienna to meet up with the summoned Princes.

Astonished as they are by the concession, the North Sea delegates graciously accept the new ships and divide them amongst themselves. The North Sea cities have now found something in common with their Dutch foes, however: a fear of the Emperor's growing control. To simply have a Prince of the Empire killed, let alone shot like some common mutineer, is so extraordinary as to warrant whispers, rumors, and even the occasional critical pamphlet across North Germany. In response to this arbitrary action, Hamburg and her sister cities begin negotiating a proper peace settlement with the Dutch, fearing that if they don't act fast, their own lands will be confiscated by the "Tyrant of Vienna," although none call him that to his face. An publisher, working anonymously from one of the Northern cities, produces a propaganda leaflet that spreads like wildfire throughout the North.
Are we cowards and slaves, or free men? Perhaps it is time that Austria's ministers and schemers were driven out of the Emperor's most gracious presence! AEIOU indeed; "Alles Erdreich Ist Osterreichs Untertan!" The Papist Austria misleads the Emperor, and perhaps it is time His Imperial Majesty denounced his greedy, lying, traitorous Austrian manipulators!

OOC: Here's a quick lesson: the Emperor is not that powerful. If nothing else, you just earned the enmity of the Dutch princes and any other Princes who have at any point criticized you or Austria, that is, half the North. I won't claim to control them, but I hope you won't pretend the Empire is centralized and the Emperor's word is law. It really wasn't, not then, not a hundred years afterwards, not a hundred years before.

Nova-Columbia wrote:You have no right to make such a demand of Nova-Columbia, and your attempts to do so do not reflect kindly upon the honor of your nation. Our fleets shall not withdraw, and any attempts to force them to do so will be met with equal force to that which is dispensed. Nova-Columbia has no wish for conflict, but these routes are vital to the defense of our nation and shall not be abandoned. We strongly advise you do not force us into a conflict that neither of us wish for.

- Primarch Elena Andronikos

Haviluthen publicly announces its support for its neighbor on this matter

Zukchiva wrote:That was Kampf back then but history hasn't painted him well, has it.

History Obliterates in every picture it paints, it paints me and all my mistakes.

Nishikawa corporation wrote:Any Japanese themed nations out there?

Nova-Columbia wrote:Shinnokawa

Maybe Hizuru also,from what it seems.But I can't be sure.

Nishikawa corporation

Haviluthen wrote:Haviluthen publicly announces its support for its neighbor on this matter

The Angel of Charity wrote:The Charitian office of external affairs has released a statement supporting Nova-Columbian presence in the strait, citing freedom of navigation.

Primarch Elena Andronikos would like to extend her thanks to the nations of Haviluthen and Charity for their support in this matter.

The Angel of Charity, La Xinga, and Haviluthen

Nishikawa corporation

La Xinga wrote:Maybe Hizuru also,from what it seems.But I can't be sure.

Thankyou kind sir/madame

I prefer the sinister, creepy, scary, mysterious side of life.

Zukchiva, La Xinga, Theodore roosevelt 26, and Rage mage

... did one of my snotty nephews just give me a scolding on how writing a 1,000-word essay is easy?

Kid, I don't think you're even in 2nd grade, so sit down

Zukchiva, Slatos, La Xinga, and Haviluthen

Plazland wrote:... did one of my snotty nephews just give me a scolding on how writing a 1,000 essay is easy?

Kid, I don't think you're even in 2nd grade, so sit down

well that's an oof, make him write one XD

Plazland, Zukchiva, La Xinga, Theodore roosevelt 26, and 1 otherHaviluthen

Plazland wrote:... did one of my snotty nephews just give me a scolding on how writing a 1,000 essay is easy?

Kid, I don't think you're even in 2nd grade, so sit down

Writing a 1,000 word essay is easy. Just spam one letter until you reach 1000 ^<^

Plazland wrote:... did one of my snotty nephews just give me a scolding on how writing a 1,000 essay is easy?

Kid, I don't think you're even in 2nd grade, so sit down

1,000 words?

Haviluthen and Rage mage

Haviluthen wrote:Writing a 1,000 word essay is easy. Just spam one letter until you reach 1000 ^<^

That's exactly what he said

Slatos, BearStackof2015, Theodore roosevelt 26, Haviluthen, and 1 otherRage mage

Plazland wrote:... did one of my snotty nephews just give me a scolding on how writing a 1,000 essay is easy?

Kid, I don't think you're even in 2nd grade, so sit down

I'd read any of my nephews the riot act if they said that to me

but I have no siblings

Plazland, Haviluthen, and Rage mage

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