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Unfallious wrote:

no vote for you

bltch you want to be exiled

Lavan Tiri wrote:

bltch you want to be exiled

exile muh boaby

Russkov Soviet wrote:

Before I left Warband to go to the new Bannerlord, the only time I captured all of Calradia.

I just realized I never finished this. I meant to say: "... captured all of Calradia was with the Nords."

Spanelsko wrote:

Good job on that, we are about to finnish off the Khanate in my game (last 2 cities as i took over their last 2 castles) and guess what happens....

Kingdom of Rhodocks declares war on Vaegris

LITERALY 1 IN GAME DAY LATER

Swadia Declares War on Vaegirs

now i am just waiting for when the nords come to gang us as well. So much for "no risk of war" XD

Also is it just in my campaign or is Dhimi (one of the Swadi cities) a hot spot for invasions?

Every... Single War we have been in Dhimi falls and is recaptured about 4-5 times. Save with AI on AI wars.

Yeah... That's Warband for you. The AI is coded to be pretty hostile. And *Dhirim* is a meme actually. I don't know why that city is so favored.

Russkov Soviet wrote:

Yeah... That's Warband for you. The AI is coded to be pretty hostile. And *Dhirim* is a meme actually. I don't know why that city is so favored.

Swadia seems to really hate us, as they ignored by now 2 border incidents with the Nords just to pick another fight with us :p

As for Sultane they are quite chill, i think they were involved in about 3 wars (current day 280) 2 of them against Rhodocks and 1 Khanate.
As for Nords they really like to fight us (we keep losing wars to them since AI never makes me a marshall) and the meme known as Dhirim, as i left today Warband for a bit i looked over at Dhirim as i was saving and it said that Rhodocks are attacking it, so yeah the city will fall again once i return to the game :p

Spanelsko wrote:

f*ck, now that i think about it, since Dhirim is the city of world's desire, is the AI constantly attacking us just cause they want Dhirim themselves? XD

It would make sense as in the first 50 days of the game Dhirim became Nordic and then Khanate.....

It would make sense. In all my save games though? Dhirim NEVER left Swadian hands UNTIL it I took it. Must also be luck based.

Penguania and Antarctica wrote:

Where can I book a trip? :)

Up my ass and to the right

Penguania and Antarctica wrote:

Hmm. Inconvenient way.

And talk about violating social distancing ;p

Nuremgard wrote:

Not if you're gay.

Assuming that only those people do that stuff.

Unfallious wrote:

took wrong turn and ended up in the prostate and found the ruins of the ancient state of hgvar

Are the Mayans in there too? It wouldn't surprise me if that's where they've been hiding :P

Fellow Citizens,

Candidacy remains open until Wednesday, and there are currently enough candidates to fill offices by acclamation, but no competitive races as of yet. If you're interested in running check your TGs.

☿ Merc
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The Gamma Variant is gonna hold a Graviton Lance, using a Quantum Bullshitium Black Hole contained in the third nacelle, one can manipulate it such that the gravitation is "magnified" along a particular direction (Maybe using an exotic version of a magnetic mirror as a "firing chamber" of sorts) when the system is active. That turns it into a Spaghettification Cannon of sorts. Very few "shots" and a total spinal-mount though.

Unfallious wrote:

whatever will i do when you take the prestigious position of... -checks notes- supreme court justice

cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shlt and cųm?